Vishrut Bhatt | विश्रुत भट्ट

Озвучивая многие мысли, бегающие в моей голове. I'm too not crazy about me either. Recovering Fast-Food Addict.

[Vishrut Bhatt | विश्रुत भट्ट @Volatic_Vishrut]

A weak agreement creates future disputes; a strong one eliminates them before they begin.

[Vishrut Bhatt | विश्रुत भट्ट @Volatic_Vishrut]

@Kulfei Iran waloo ekadd bomb idhar bhi pataak do.

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First in my bloodline to scroll twitter in WWIII 😎

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Did you hear about the prisoner who makes good cocktails?

He’s behind the bars now!

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Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj

Starting my day by remembering the legacy he has left behind.

Jinke naam mai hi “Shiv” ataa ho unki tareef mai, abb aur kya kahu!

Jai Shivaji, Jai Bhavani 🕉️

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@GovtofPakistan Itna sab natak… 😂😂 yeh q nai bolte ki kharid liya hai apko bcci ne! Bik gaya hai board.

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So many countries here, I have no idea why are they in this list!! No relevance at all.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Just leaving this list of Board of Peace members here for your kind perusal:

Argentina
Armenia
Azerbaijan
Bahrain
Belarus
Egypt
Hungary
Indonesia
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kosovo
Morocco
Pakistan
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Turkiye
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Vietnam

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Jo dusro ke liye ladte hai …. Wo unhe nahi hara sakte jo khud ke liye ladte hai.

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7 sisters have 21 brothers too…

Concerning!!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

India summons Bangladesh envoy over security concerns https://t.co/SL78XTo9n4

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@HKukkillaya I know isn’t!! ⚡️

[Vishrut Bhatt | विश्रुत भट्ट @Volatic_Vishrut]

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

[Vishrut Bhatt | विश्रुत भट्ट @Volatic_Vishrut]

What stays in one corner but travels around the world?

A stamp

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My boss asked me to attach two pieces of wood together.

I nailed it!

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@ghost_spotter Arye yaar… Mallik wo na galti hogayi !

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Did you know the first french fries weren’t actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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I knew a guy who collected candy canes.

They were all in mint condition.

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@HKukkillaya I know this one was really bad though 🤣��

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What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

The same middle name.

[Vishrut Bhatt | विश्रुत भट्ट @Volatic_Vishrut]

When you have the bladder infection…

Urine trouble

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