Rowan V.

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[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

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Hello! I'm Rowan from Australia! 🇦🇺
Russian/Mongolian/Irish 🇷🇺🇲🇳🇮🇪 27 🔞 male ♂️ bisexual ❤💜💙 Gemini ♊️ happily married 💒 aus-int'l business data analyst 📈 🌐
I ❤️ beaches, animals, tennis, travel, politics, reality tv, and cooking
(@thylacinesecret)

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

Guess I better hold off spewing my guts out to tomorrow.

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

BREAKING: Ambulance Victoria has just put out an urgent alert warning its facing extreme demand tonight across Melbourne and Greater Geelong. https://t.co/5zYfOfFT4D #7NEWS

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

Merry Crocmas.

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

As is tradition, Sydney's christmas panto has bribed us with a 6 pack of VB to promote their show. Go or don't - we have zero stakes as we already have the beer. (Link in replies)

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

Possibly the most Melbourne image ever: public transport littered with an abandoned cheese board

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

hello handsome!! 😍😳

[luke @lvkeg3z]

Was feeling tf outta this bob

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

Very interesting #Japan find of the #thylacine in a book shop!
フクロオオカミ literally translates to "pouched wolf"

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

In Australia we have one state called Queensland which fucks with every election prediction because half the population is racist but often won't vote for the racism party for reasons nobody can quite explain.

From what we can gather about America, every state is Queensland.

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

@90DayFiance dis you?

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

Goooooood morning! 👋 Happy weekend!!

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

ah yes, classic

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

Whoever came up with the Specsavers ad at Sydney Airport deserves a raise

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

@peacockann @batshit_auspol why
just why

[Guardian Australia @GuardianAus]

Marsupial of the year heats up as koala and glider take on animal that mates itself to death https://t.co/ggNMFflpeJ

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

thanks @qldhealth 😏

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

another random favourite japan trip find ...

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

i wanted to like this couple... it seemed like a sweet story... but chidi's a huge naggy cunt. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days

[90DayFiance @90DayFiance]

Chidi's got some news for Rayne. 👀🤫 See her reaction on #90DayFiance: Before the 90 Days, Sunday at 8/7c.

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

@J20365735 @90DayFiance of course not. her face is at least 90% plastic

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

new Before the 90 Days coming 👀 #90DayFiance

[Rowan V. @VolkovRowan]

@9NewsMelb and water is wet!