darth emily

social media coordinator and board member of @bagstobeds

(All opinions on this page are my own and do not reflect the BTB organization)

[Bags to Beds @BagstoBeds]

Happy New Year everyone! This past weekend we handed out 31 mats with the @BigGreenBusSLC. This past year we were able to hand out a total of about 77 mats, thanks to all of your hard work. Thank you to everyone who volunteered with us in 2020! #volunteerutah

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If we ever go back to the office I’m really gonna miss putting myself on mute to fart

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@jacinapelley @veggienickie Stinky dinky dude made my YEAR

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Day 437 of quarantine, I’m out here taking photos of my fish in portrait mode on my lunch break #WorkFromHomeLife

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Never forget the time in middle school where I made my parents take me to the doctor because I was convinced I was ashmastic and the doctor told me that I was just in terrible shape

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I hope your morning isn’t going as poorly as my buddy’s is

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Me trying to impress someone: oh yeah I’m totally into action movies

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My best friend decided to become vegetarian for the environment which is all fun and games until you realize her farts could kill a mildly sick peasant #help

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My go to thing is arriving 15 minutes early places so I can sit in my car decide if I actually want to attend said social event

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And y’all didn’t think I was actually dumb enough to line my cap with my parking tickets 🙄

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“How’s graduation going?”

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A couple days ago I literally FAINTED from stress lmao wtf don’t y’all love some higher education?!?

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First of all, @HBO HOW dAre you put one of the best episodes during finals week, we both know I didn’t get any studying done yesterday #whoops

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Bold of my professor to assume I am capable of simple math and do not in fact need a calculator for his final

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@RideUTA are dogs allowed on TRAX if they’re not in a carrying case?

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@aJackieLarsen I’m down

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I lost my stapler so I have been using medical tape and sheer willpower to hold all my assignments together. I’m not sure what this means for me and my life but I’m pretty sure this means it’s not going well

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Me reading 5 chapters in a book in my spare time: nice vs me having to read a 16 page article for class: WhAt ThE FuCk iS tHIs bUlLsHiT I cAnT bE eXpECTeD tO Do tHIs

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@aJackieLarsen WE CAN MATCH

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@sugar_caine_ I feel personally attacked