@HotBloodedKunio Kyoko's staring happily at the boy, stars in her eyes as she waits for him to accept her gift. Must be awe shocked, huh.. well, she can't blame him!
βThis is, like, the sandwich to end all sandwiches. It'll give you immortality! Take it!β
@HotBloodedKunio β'Course, Kunio! I got you, like, the best thing ever!β
Rummaging though her backpack to pull out the ultimate gift:
βMy half eaten sandwich! It's.. mystery meat! I found it on a park table on the way to school!β
@BoisterousBoxer Completely ignoring the fighter in her room, Kyoko games on, completely uninterested in the ego showcase before her.
βMarian, why can't you give me a chance? We can, like, so beat down every Joe in town!
.. Hey! Why does Joe sound familiar? Whatever! It's a loser name, anyway.β
@BoisterousBoxer β schoolgirl shouts as her arm pulls back to her waist.. and shooting forward to lodge a mighty fist in Joe's abdomen!
βTHE GREATEST EVER!!!!β
@BoisterousBoxer Well, there goes her happy-go-lucky attitude.
βLOSER?!β Kyoko gasps, turning to the fighter with a newborn fire in her eyes. Red and hot, ready to melt anything she sets her eyes on.
Gosh, if looks could kill!
βMY *BOYFRIEND* IS NOT A LOSER! HE'S LIKE.. LIKE.. LIKE..β The β
@BoisterousBoxer β somewhere in this city. Or, like, somewhere on this planet..β
There she goes, zoning out again.. but only briefly. Kyoko still has questions!
βMy Riki-poo, he wears a jacket I shoplifted! He's the strongest, like, ever! Super, duper hot too..!β
@BoisterousBoxer Well, that's a way to announce that he's broke. She's not sure if it's something to be proud of, but.. it's not like she had any place to comment.
βIt's not a crime! It said buy one, get one free, so I bought one with a candy wrapper. I'm sure it can be cashed in for money β
@BoisterousBoxer β it's not going to get him any points with her! Can't win against the River City Queen of theatrics! β¨οΈ
βWeeeell..β The redhead trails off, tuning back into the conversation. βIf you're World Champion, why can't you afford a shirt? It's okay if you can't! My clothes are β
@BoisterousBoxer β maybe the street fighter would finally get a clue!
β.. Oooo, I know! You're on the channel that always throws off the antenna! Wow! I, like, so hate you for that. I always miss the bracelet and fashion infomercials after!β
@BoisterousBoxer Do all the theatrics he wants! Nothing, *absolutely* nothing will ring a bell!
.. Mostly because, well, Kyoko's not bright enough to have any bells *to* ring.
βWorld Champion? Does that mean you've been on TV?β The schoolgirl inquires, rubbing her chin in thought. Maybe, just β