Inedible Biscuit

WARNING: I SHOUT A LOT.

Do not approach unless you have biscuits.

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@stevov1981 @itsTheRealMe90 @PaulEmbery What sex/gender am I?

Will be interesting to see if you actually can always tell.

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@spghttiosnhoes @CQueenbeejdl @meantomatoes @emilykmay Why?

I'm sure there are lots of people out there that wouldn't have had kids if they'd heard an honest review of what parenting is actually like.

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@DanielleKe69607 @bonsaibean @bikinatroll @spotarse @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch Wait. Do I become a Scot after the deed is done?

Do you become English?

Will my children have to drunk single malt for breakfast?

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@DanielleKe69607 @bikinatroll @spotarse @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch I see you like to be frightened into doing things.

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@DanielleKe69607 @bikinatroll @spotarse @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch Ours.

It's inevitable.

You're a scot, I'm an arsehole. A better match couldn't be made.

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@DanielleKe69607 @spotarse @bikinatroll @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch @dimamynedd told me.

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@DanielleKe69607 @bikinatroll @spotarse @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch They will find out at the wedding though.

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@DanielleKe69607 @spotarse @bikinatroll @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch If you added loads of pubic lice to that pic, it would look like one of your saggy old testicles.

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@DanielleKe69607 @bikinatroll @spotarse @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch But you're demented.

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@DanielleKe69607 @spotarse @bikinatroll @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch If you added loads of crabs to that pic, it would look like one of your balls.

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@DanielleKe69607 @spotarse @bikinatroll @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch I CAN SEE RINCEWIND FROM HERE.

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@bikinatroll @DanielleKe69607 @spotarse @BasqueTerra @DrMathsPhysics @Dwyertd @jameswzegan85 @whoopsbuni @AquaVelvaBoy @fastestfredy @penguinteamsix @WadesUnderworld @WoSco_2020 @StaleSonnen @mode23 @JayDeetheGuy @CollinOctantis @MaidelK @LiberalBama @LaikaAndYuri @Valuable2017 @JennWithTwoNs @dimamynedd @HoloBuzz @Tinman_73 @ivegotamuon @UnCastellsMes @J5_Project @keigh_see @laughchem @Cruel_Coppinger @ColdDimSum @oddle_merps @MagusMelanie @ThinkyTexan @CallMeEOnly @PoliticoCryzis @badibulgator @tony_oliver @TBRagsdale1 @RealAceFox1 @thefebuster @twatterfull @Freak0nIine @CavemanOoga @BigTheyInc @DoubleDumas @alexisonfire303 @Capt_Scorch Just like my face.

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@Terry80221011 @anne_howkins @galacticcbobaa @NicKeaney You think people know they can't breastfeed before they have a baby?

Jesus, you could make a decent living from that sort of foresight

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@MyAlienwar @NicKeaney @wallacemc2011 I'm sure you'd swiftly change your mind if you had a small baby screaming for milk you don't have.

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@SlenderSkeptic @PhilHaresGhost 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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"I'M VERY HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE."

"Maybe you shouldn't be sat on the sofa with a whole duvet across your lap then?"

"NO. THE TEMPERATURE JUST NEEDS TO REDUCE TO COMFORTABLY ACCOMMODATE MY WEIRD NEEDS. I SHALL JUST SWEAT IN THE MEANTIME."

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@SlenderSkeptic @PhilHaresGhost *farts in duvet*

Biofuel

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@SlenderSkeptic @PhilHaresGhost I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WHY I'M GLUED TO ONE IN MY SPARE TIME.