Von Dillion

56 years young | Clemson 89’ | MAGA | 2x Divorced | Looking for love

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

😳#UhOh #NotMyProudestTug #VonTheTugBoatDillion

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

Opened up safari in front of my lab partners only to have a candy g string pulled up on my tab..HA was doing a little Valentine’s Day shoppin last night… Oh well, I guess now they know how this old bull fancies his candy…been known to have a bit of a sweet tooth #CavityBound

[pensel bartholomew @penselthoughts]

My uber eats driver told me that bojangles was out of honey mustard and asked what I wanted instead. I told him to go to Platinum West and bring Cinnamon back for some head.

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

Why do all the people that drive these typa cars look the same?

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Why the fuck do I have to go ask the person behind the counter for a refill at chick fil a instead of just having a drink machine…my pleasure my ass @ChickfilA fix it NOW! @Moes_HQ knows how it’s done, every drink ever made in one machine, takes notes @ChickfilA

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

When the bar has no mirror in the bathroom you know it’s gonna be a good night! #GloryDays #FuckUBrokeTheMirror

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@VonDillion3 Get this poser out of here

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Is it weird I’m attracted to the female fish from shark tales…? #DoINeedHelp #HottyFish

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

@JackCigberry85 Looks like a Lightsey fridge…r u getting a head start on my freshman

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@Markuslatrell2 That’s what I love about these highschool girls man…I get older…they stay the same age. Also to answer your question…yes

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

Tryna have a night like this tonight… #PartyAtTheMoonTower

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

Fuck Liberty Mutual for ruining Caribbean Queen… I can’t listen to that song without thinking of that Emu and shitty green screen commercials #FuckLibertyMutual

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

Traffic so bad my boy just hit me with a “I’m so pissed right now I could punch a baby”… #OddThingToSay

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Nobody was gonna let me know grumpy cat died? #LoggingOffForABit #NeedSpace

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Anyone hittin up Ray’s Place this weekend?… Vonnie boy needs to throw some crinkly fives on a game of billiards and some lovin from the world of the newly divorced…HA #TrafficThoughts

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

7-5 on the job-site…now traffic…this ole boy needs a road soda asap #WhyTheyPatchThis

[WIACMIKEY @WIACDes]

Busch Peach is better than Busch Apple

[Von Dillion @VonDillion]

Driving is so boring and gives me no dopamine. I got to be on subway surfers just to get to my destination #DopamineMaxing

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Digging in your splitter grip while on the bus….bro knows ball #CBTM

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Fuck riding a scooter to class….give me one of these bad boys #TwistThoseHips