Sturm von Zarovich

Parody Account
Accountant doing his best on a gloomy day. He/Him. Middle Brother of three.

Aggressively supporting my wife @barovianmom and son @DZarovich

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

Due to the fact, this is an RP account for a dad and there is only one canon child OCs have been added to the account's continuity.

Dimitri: Teenaged son
Rozalia: Young daughter.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@TatyanaFederov This is my life.

[Barov(Barry) Von Zarovich @BarovVon]

@VonOther Don't mention it, Unless it's your wife or my wife. Then mention it often and try to get me back invited to Thanksgiving.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@BarovVon I had blocked out that particular piece of trauma... anyways thank you... dad...

[Barov(Barry) Von Zarovich @BarovVon]

Last day of the Father"son"road trip:We finally reached the Wandering Emporium.while @VonOther shopped for gifts for his family,I bartered for a trip back to Barovia.

Mahadi is a shrewd businessman, but in the end, all it cost me was the soul of my 1st born son.........sucker.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@leanmeanrahadin @BarovVon @jaysunstar I got some wood to make things for family members.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@BarovVon thank you for the warning... I will put down two towels.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@BarovVon Write yourself a note reminding you that you recognize me as your son now.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

Hey friends and Barovians, if you could time travel to create an artifact that would confuse everyone what would it be?

I would do taxes for some historical figure and put in really silly numbers for things.

[Barov(Barry) Von Zarovich @BarovVon]

Day two of our Adventures in Advernus @VonOther,my boy. Here is where the city Elturel fell into the river Styx, it's also the best beach in Advernus. Rule one is don't drink the water, unless you want to forget everything about yourself......no judgment.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@TatyanaFederov @baroviancnw @BarovVon @CosminaVonZ @IvanaBoritsi @IvanDilisnya I am so sorry Tatyana. Here from now on, I am captain positive.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@TatyanaFederov @IvanaBoritsi @BarovVon @IvanDilisnya I think he can if nothing else Sergei is an excellent person to talk to so you can always tell him about all your hobbies.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@BarovVon The Chains are quite the aesthetic. Want to get a selfie together?

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@TatyanaFederov @IvanaBoritsi @BarovVon @IvanDilisnya Maybe you can take a class together, like pottery?

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

Hey friends and Barovians, what is your ideal date? Mine is reading by a fire while baking together.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@TatyanaFederov @IvanaBoritsi @BarovVon @IvanDilisnya I will give him some pointers, he'll be baking with you and taking you to see plays in no time.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

So what is my instrument if I am a bard, actually I play a harp and for battle I have the von Zarovich family war horn, an ancient family artifact that is blown for battle. Strahd forgot I have it after he had me dress up at him to draw arrows.

[Sturm von Zarovich @VonOther]

@IvanaBoritsi @TatyanaFederov @BarovVon @IvanDilisnya I am sure you will fine someone who isn't me.