Barov(Barry) Von Zarovich

Father of Strahd, first king of Barovia, Patriarch of the Von Zarovich line, and awful father figure. RP parody account. He/him.

[Barov(Barry) Von Zarovich @BarovVon]

OOC: this is an RP parody account, Trigger warning(parental abuse, mental abuse, talk of hell and those that live there)

Character:
Barov(he/him): Father of Strahd Trapped in Advernus.

Strehzel(they/them): Barov's Impish assistant.

[Barov(Barry) Von Zarovich @BarovVon]

@sailorsctaustin Say with me folks "it's been here the whole time!"

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OoC: Hey all, I'm moving to blue sky. It is going to be mostly ttrpg and minis.

https://t.co/d9V8dG6Zye

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@baroviancnw Your thinking of the abyss, he'll is full of lawyers, prudes and weirdly lots of women named Karen.

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@baroviancnw Or those adult websites hell wifi has blocked.

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@baroviancnw Oh, I know this! it's that orginaztion with the 13 members from that video game with Goofy in it.

Call me Vborox.....no no Oxbrav!

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2 years on this cursed site and like a zombie, it keeps limping on not having the decency to die. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Ah, Father's Day, the day all 3 of my children forget to cast speak with dead and thanking me for the years of trauma that made them the broken Individuals they are today.

At least Katarina called to call me a bastard.......which is ironic coming from one of my bastards.

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Strehzel:WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

Barov: Tumblr

Strehzel: WHY!?

Barov: The memes mostly.

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@baroviancnw If you want somewhere colder Irrisen is the home of the frozen queen and the winter witches. Perhaps your cooking will go over well there.....the best thing I can say about your food is its....warm.

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@baroviancnw Try Ustalav. Mists, undead and undying warlord, you will feel at home in no time.

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@baroviancnw Remember who this county is named after. ME! BAHOOV! Father of Stahrd van Zorawich

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@baroviancnw The Dark Powers closed the borders of the mists, it seems.

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OoC: I just talked to an artist friend of mine who is interested in my Ravenloft domain project.......could this actually be happening?

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Strehzel: It's so quiet with Barov gone.......I should go look for him......or I could do it later and enjoy some me time.

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@the_darkpowers Alot did, Azalin, Sturm and Waffles are all pretty active over on Tumblr.

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@anjeska_k @LevistusStygian The nightmare with wings.

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@CosminaVonZ OoC: Honestly, it's Sturm, thanks to how @VonOther plays him.

I also have a fondness to him due to him being the patreon of one of the D&D groups I DM. Though the PCs have not figured that out yet.

I've also gotten to play a Sergei in a time travel "what if game".

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Ask Barov anything I'll answer both in and out of character.

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@CosminaVonZ Barov: You're asking me to choose between my beloved darling boys, who I'm extremely proud of!.....and Sturm. *Sigh* If I had chosen Strahd, he was born to greatness

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@KolarRachel OoC: Man, maybe watching it at midnight while shiny hunting pokemon half paying attention was the right call. Cus, I enjoyed it.