@carlwilhoyte on Bluesky

Writer || Terminally Online Marxist || Bylines in @ZeroBalanceBlog @StreetFightWCRS @TheDCSentinel

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You know how your parents used to call every console a "Nintendo"?

That's how conservatives use the word "socialist" to describe everything to the left of hunting the homeless for sport.

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Also on Mastodon fwiw:

https://t.co/FAzrEFzcWW

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Hey folks, I'm over on BlueSky now with the same quality trash content you know and love. Switching to real name to focus on writing stuff.

I'll keep this account open for DMs and such.

https://t.co/InZBaK720N

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LOL uh huh

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Cleveland "Safety" Council wants a police occupation of the city, an active war zone. 2018 DOJ report on police brutality forgotten.

Classic example of copaganda from local news.

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Your local news is not neutral, anything but.

All this reporter does is write articles about how we need a worse police state and follow rightwing Twitter accounts.

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Floridians love the Bible so much they only want diseases from the Bronze Age.

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LMFAO

I adore the business strategy of your customers hating the shameful fact they are now associated with your product.

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I have a "climate solution" for the owner of this paper but I'm pretty sure he won't like it one bit.

[Comrade Ohio @ComradeOhio]

It's called blue flu.
It's an illegal tactic used by police all over the country but media wont question it at all...

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There was a time in the 90s where smart, confident redheads reigned supreme and we've never reached such heights again

[Jacob Shamsian ⚖️ @JayShams]

interesting graphic from The Atlantic

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I honestly think our growing lack of empathy for the bad things that happen to monstrous public figures is actually a positive social trend.

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@POTUS You gave $200 billion to the largest armed gang in the world: the cops

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@bonerhitler @ElBartoArmy #DismemberedSuddenly

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Also, people got bills to pay who gives a FUCK if flying saucer men crashed in the desert

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I really don't know if aliens are real because we're being told this by a group of elderly morons who can't even open PDFs, they probably think electricity is black magic

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Pastor: Jesus died for your sins
Me: Vaxxed?

[Barboncino Workers United @barbounited]

UNANIMOUS YES! As of this afternoon, Barboncino is a UNION PIZZERIA. We can't express how excited we are to work alongside @workersunited. We have a long road ahead to securing a contract, but today, we're celebrating 😎🍻🍕🤌