Simon Hastings

Percussion,Bass, Brass,Keys,Vox, Photographer sort of.

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@Lionesses Just came home from night shift and decided to catch up on the game. Well I'm not getting that 90 minutes back. We had nothing. Absolutely nothing. We were well and truly trounced. Couldn't get the ball off them and when we did just hoofed it to nobody and lost it immediately.Meh

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

3 times on the bounce ? That's bang out of order. Not fair #TheWheel

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

The music in this is doing my f'ing nut in. #lordoftheflies

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@AlisonMoyet a bit late to the party but a banger's a banger

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

#itvx on smart TV is dog shit. Won't let me catch up with the #Lionessses

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

Victoria didn't become queen until she was 18. She wasn't queen at 15 so tech... nic......ally 🤷 #beatthechasers

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

Literally nobody gives a s*** who it is #BeatTheChasers

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@timfarron Not with that cringe worthy clown in charge. It's embarrassing

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@SkyNews They'll never be taken seriously with that ass hat at the helm. They're a joke

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

You telling me he rode almost 2000km from Rome to Castillo in Spain on that scooter ? 😂 Don't think so. #ThePopesExorcist

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

Well that opening was a lame load of shite. Just why ? 🤷 #GBBO

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@dom_lucre That whole family is bat shit

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@brucedes 60 years on its very naive and irrelevant. It's almost comical. It was of it's time I guess. 2025 nukes,well,it's over for everybody.

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

What the f***ing hell is going on 'ere #DestinationX

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

That one off motherland is like her character in real life. #sharkcelebrityinfestedwaters

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

Being a horrible C*** all your life like Joey Barton must be exhausting. His attitude towards the #Lionessess is tragic. But,ya know, a misogynistic wife beater and all that.

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

If we can have the ball for a bit that'll be great thanks. #Lionesses

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@England @Lionesses Why is Agyemang not starting. She's proved herself invaluable.

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@Lionesses We will know what England team has turned up within the first 15 minutes

[Simon Hastings @VoodoosDrummer]

@B7frankH Or indeed the Wong Won