Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨

Recipient of grace, brandstarter, solo mama 👶🏽👦🏽, MBA, 4w3, ADHD & anxiety, mildly inappropriate humor, wordle pic interpretations, Ya’ll Means All

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@LawSelfDefense Why did they enter her home after they had assessed there was no possible intruder and the convo ends? Why did the officer say he would shoot her fucking face and then do it? Why was his partners’ body cam on and his wasn’t? Why was an initial claim that it was self-inflicted?

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

The law-enforcement officer who killed Sonya Massey didn’t see her “as the mother of two teenagers, or a ‘daddy’s girl’ ... or a woman who simply needed help,” @JenishaWatts writes. “Her humanity was invisible to him.” https://t.co/O1bHyROlqL

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@MrsFashionaire @itsFATSbee @manesca__ @lilithsrosee Me being off twitter for months coming back in for the FAFO 😂

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

🥹🙌👑 This is #QueenEnergy
Truly a diamond 💎

(To anyone dealing with DV, you can contact @ndvh by texting “START" to 88788)

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@30roland30 @coffeecatharine The dog did it better

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

What a normal, relatable guy who certainly doesn't hate women having freedoms.

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@aarontinsman @danijustmight @SophicThunder

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@aarontinsman @danijustmight @SophicThunder Dear Prudence,
I also ❤️ @SophicThunder?!

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

If winter is kicking your ass, know you might be one good TEMU coupon, loaded cough syrup, and miracle-working skin barrier cream away from survival mode zen. Grease be with you.

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

At International Plaza in Tampa, send money 😂

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@CarissasNewLife All day every day

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@genevaprobably @CarissasNewLife It’s basically diaper cream for your face but it works, just got onto it a couple months ago, legit healing

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@sewistwrites “Hope this helps,” 🤣
Beloved, you never cease to make me cackle. Cheers for that.

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

Happy 2024 friends, foes, and all my favorite (you can finish this sentence).

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@m1nd1 For some reason, the skating cartwheel seems the most insane. Maybe because I can’t even do a standard cartwheel.

And happy new year, beautiful 🤩

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@nfluger @Erinjoytweets I miss you too 🫶

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@lbctimes6 @HarneyTea @RockyPatelCigar Classic 🫶

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

Wordle 836 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

wordle pic interpretation: sun shining out my window

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

Wordle 835 5/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

wordle pic interpretation: what’s kraken

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

@kimwardphoto Mainly at work lol but Instagram

[Audrey “Cigar Barbie” Hoffman😮‍💨 @VoteAudrey]

Hey, it’s me, I’m not here on Twix often these days but it’s my bday so there’s that. Here’s to being 41-derful. And cigars, always cigars 😮‍💨