William Aamold

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@joaqxinpope Gaslight win

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I love NYC. I just bargained down the soda price at a Wendy's

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My phone has started auto filling "af" after certain words

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Can we tone down happy birthday a bit, people are singing it so high now. like, I'm not trying to belt happy birthday.

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I decided to wear my new shoes to school and they are literally squeaking like a clown shoe. Send help.

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If I had a nickel for every time my teacher used a lizzo song title in his lecture, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's crazy that it happened twice.

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Does anybody else remember the time they ate a green skittle and it wasn't lime anymore, because that was a tragic day for me.

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@cryinggstardust The rotation job description: Keep your children quiet and take them to the next room

Us Walking Past eachother: everyone say hey bestie!!!!!!!

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omg i forgot cats could be boys

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Almost just butt dialed a Lizzo GIF to a mom on instagram.

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Just accidentally tried to put my earbud up my nostril 😐

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when I was younger I thought all superheroes were made by an animal biting them like Spiderman.

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@kmayormaynot wait

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@kmayormaynot Yum I love necco wafers

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Most barbers hum to the music in the store, but today this girl gave me a whole concert and I was like yes queen go off I guess.

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@ariel_huntley more than you can imagine

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There's no spooning in theater but we can fork all we want 😡

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@kmayormaynot @legleyd Hm, sounds like you chenged you fete

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Merida x ariel fanfiction:

If ya had the chance to chenge yer feet

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@kmayormaynot I feel like I've seen this before, not sure though