Wayne Houseknecht

#NeurodiverseSquad
#TeamBidenHarris

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

It’s bad.

Ukraine is still effectively hitting both inside Russia and occupied Crimea almost daily, but Putin (as usual) is targeting population centers instead of legitimate military targets.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to fidget when you’re trying not to interrupt, because waiting your turn to speak when you’ve got something to say makes your brain feel like it’s gonna explode

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Another GOP incumbent not seeking re-election.

They’re all panicking about the midterms.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My husband made me go to the hospital yesterday bc I was doubled over in pain and he said that “wasn’t normal” and I told him not everyone makes a big deal about the slightest inconvenience and turns out, I have gall stones and have to have surgery and this is EXACTLY why I wanted to stay home.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I found out my fiancé was cheating because he accidentally sent me a screenshot that wasn’t meant for me.

At first, I thought it was just a mistake.

He quickly unsent it, but not before I saw another woman’s name at the top of the conversation and a message that read, “She still has no idea. Two more weeks and everything will be ours.”

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

🚨BREAKING: Colorado Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit to provide access to complete statewide voter registration database. Another victory for Elias Law Group and our clients.

DOJ is now 0-20 in these cases. ELG is undefeated. https://t.co/R5trNQQ15W

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Holy sh*t

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Whoever advised Max Miller to go on to Jake Tapper’s show secretly hates him.

What a catastrophic interview

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The left: we want the Epstein files

The right: we want the Epstein files

The center: we want the Epstein files

Trump: best I can do for you is Fauci’s diary, some lies about the reflecting pool, and a failed war in Iran

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

👀👀👀👀

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Jeff Flake just announced that he is endorsing Senator Jon Ossoff. This is how you build a winning coalition in a tough swing state.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

do you know how dangerous i'd be if "thinking about doing something" energy translated into "doing something" output

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

If this is the actual deal they’re approaching an agreement on, it’s a complete fucking disaster.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Cool, cool.

We’re basically out of ATACMS and PrSM, and we used half our *global* TLAM supply… all for the Strait of Hormuz to still be closed?

[Paul O’Brien @Paul_L_OBrien]

I walked outside to get the mail today. When I came back in, my 89 year old mom, who has Alzheimer’s looked at me and asked, “Are you my son?”

I smiled and said “Yes. Are you my mother?”

She smiled, and said “That was the
name of your favorite book when you were really young.”

We used to read “Are You My Mother” back in the mid 1970s.

Alzheimer’s is full of surprises.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Jeanine Pirro was just spotted leaving the WH with a briefcase and white box.

Looks like she may have just been fired for not lying enough.

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]

My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it

my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: The U.S. dollar is TUMBLING after Trump’s Treasury dumped billions in U.S. reserves to buy Japanese yen.

​The market chaos happened just hours after Trump stood aboard Air Force One bragging that "the dollar is doing great," framing the sell-off as a "signal of friendship" to Japan right after bizarrely bringing up Pearl Harbor.

​Result: His own move tanked the dollar.

"Master of the Deal" strikes again. 📉🤡

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You can either tell the truth or you can work for Trump.

You can’t do both.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. Trump’s entire head of hair nearly walked off his head with the wind.

He would absolutely HATE if this was shared right now across the internet. You know what to do.