Bug in my bathroom at 2am, I don't kill him. I flip him on his back to see if he can overcome adversity, then I go back to sleep. If he is gone in the morning, I've made him better. If he is still there, I let him live with the failure, and that is a fate worse than death.
☃️ The Breadcast returns for its holiday special! Host Joe Saunders is joined by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell to review some homemade gingerbread cookies:
https://t.co/3Prl5aVIF6
And right there, in mid air, LeBron James remembered who injured Kevin Love in 2015, making his task of winning a title impossible in his first season back in Cleveland
What the hell do you mean "nobody"? I'm all over that fancy shit. "Did y'all know most scenes are made up of different shots and cut together in some room? It's crazy. Anyway, to present the figurine for best editing and whatnot, here's Meryl Streep and Sinbad."
About to be late for work because my cat is about to fight another cat on top of a dumpster and I need to know whether or not we actually run this fkn trailer park
My little brother’s a strength and fitness coach and offered to train me this morning. I show up at the gym and it’s me and a HS girl lax team he coaches. Very difficult and unfortunate time to have a mustache, be toothless, and wear pedophile glasses