Duane Titus

Wildlife capture specialist. Humane Wildlife Control / Wildlife Emergency Services.

[Duane Titus @WES_Duane]

@bernalmarmot Nice try - slipping up under the hood of that Prius at May Lake after you were set free! STAY IN THE MEADOW!

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@bernalmarmot They have a nice bowl of veggies and fruits ready and a nice bed all ready for you at the center.

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@bernalmarmot Celebratory Marmotinis at the Rock Bar on 29th tonight to raise gas money to get you back home!

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@bernalmarmot GOTCHA! Those Fig Newmans were just too much for you to resist, eh?

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@bernalmarmot Oh, Marrrrrrrmot?

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@bernalmarmot I got your Chez Marmot. In the back of the truck. Let me show you.

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@bernalmarmot But first, let us dine on a platter of fine spinach. Are you available for an early lunch?

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@bernalmarmot Sure, like a game of tag?

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@bernalmarmot Oh, Mr. Marmot, special delivery.

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@bernalmarmot Hey, can you see the flames yet? If you take cover underground you should be okay.

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@bernalmarmot Nice. I'll come visit. Just promise - no more hitchhiking!

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@bernalmarmot Cheers to you marmot and to Akira for driving 431 miles to get your fuzzy butt back home. You look mad.

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@bernalmarmot Hey, I hear they're throwing you a going home party: https://t.co/LVoNts6Rtc

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@bernalmarmot Baaaacon. Sweeeeet baaaacon. Maybe a little picnic in an alpine meadow? What do you say?

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@bernalmarmot Oh marrrrrmot? Can you be ready by 8:00 for a little roadtrip, eh?

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@bernalmarmot At least now we know how to address you, missy. Turns out you're in good shape. Working on getting you a ride home.

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@bernalmarmot I wonder how wily you're going to feel when you're getting "examined", which should be any time now. What was its temperature?

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@bernalmarmot Ha! Outwitted. Finally!

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@bernalmarmot @anthonybrown We tried the beet idea. Didn't touch it, but made off with the apple pie and bacon-fried spinach!

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@bernalmarmot @ICHISUSHI Yeah, maybe a little cucumber salad, hmmmmm...????? Coming right up.