Bernal Marmot

I'm a marmot. I just moved to Bernal Heights.
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[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@burritojustice @thomassturm @TheRealWBTC nice try, burrito, we marmots are onto your "transit plan"

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@burritojustice @thomassturm @TheRealWBTC Nah, SF way too expensive for a poor marmot like me now. Is anything in Bernal under a million?

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

Whoops, sorry about that RT @io9: This Timelapse Was Derailed By An Inquisitive Marmot: http://t.co/QQ5bfk7z0w

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

I'd be free if not for blueberries RT @sfexaminer: Runaway marmot successfully released back into Yosemite http://t.co/EFi8dDVS2Z

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@WES_Duane like I'm going to steal a GM with that ignition recall. Push a button and I'm back in Bernal in a couple of hours!

[Duane Titus @WES_Duane]

@bernalmarmot Nice try - slipping up under the hood of that Prius at May Lake after you were set free! STAY IN THE MEADOW!

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

Someone send a lawyer @WES_Duane stopped giving me molasses-covered apples what kind of Airbnb hell am I in

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@MarriedWDinner @jonkauffman Hey Jon. @WES_Duane's dishes are very tasty, especially molasses-drizzled apple OMG http://t.co/6YaxsnDte2

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@WES_Duane Do you have wifi?

[Duane Titus @WES_Duane]

@bernalmarmot Celebratory Marmotinis at the Rock Bar on 29th tonight to raise gas money to get you back home!

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

I have to say, @WES_Duane is very good at what he does. RT @WES_RescueTeam: @bernalmarmot http://t.co/6YaxsnDte2

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@burritojustice I should have known better than to trust something in Potrero. Definitely staying in @Bernalwood next summer.

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

.@WES_Duane come on man, I'm on vacation and I can't get a refund on my Potrero Airbnb rental

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

uh oh RT @WES_Duane: @bernalmarmot GOTCHA! Those Fig Newmans were just too much for you to resist, eh?

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@SFMarmot @TheRealWBTC @SFist come on dude it's not like we can get lichen at whole foods.

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

@TheRealWBTC @SFMarmot @SFist hey Larry did you grab that lichen we had in the back of our car? I can't find it.

[Bernal Marmot @bernalmarmot]

Bernal is too expensive RT @Bernalwood: Has the @bernalmarmot returned to San Francisco? And settled in Potrero Hill? http://t.co/eEn7gV2Qi0

[Duane Titus @WES_Duane]

@bernalmarmot I got your Chez Marmot. In the back of the truck. Let me show you.