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I called because I saw a duck eating a watermelon and it was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life

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I did some research and it turns out my penis is normal sized

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@InnocentlyEris no I love you

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Whenever my girlfriend does something really amazing, I give her a "pizza point", and when she gets to 30 points she gets a free pizza from anywhere she likes. I'm going to dump her at 29 lol

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Treat everyone you meet like they are trying to get a couch through a door

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like a wrestling champion's belt except it's a hoodie that says "I can fix him"

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no one answered my question

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You sit there and you think about what you said about the volcano

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I'm not bad at sex, I just like hearing you say "enneagram"

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@lkesteloot @gnostrils @deepfates mostly true

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@InnocentlyEris @moldbugchaser @caryatis "a little bit"

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oh I'm sorry did you forget I'm a machine built solely for combat?

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@InnocentlyEris you have too much or too little energy

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@InnocentlyEris @InnocentlyEris

[🌸🕷𝔞𝔷𝔪𝔶𝔱𝔥🕷🌸 @azmythalauris]

hi twitter i have come to you as the bearer of bad news and asker of favors. it looks like my rare disease is catching up to me and I may soon have to undergo pretty risky surgery. you can read details or donate if called to under my gofund me <3 thanks

https://t.co/IuAsqk8eYb

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@InnocentlyEris

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okay I guess I'm WASTING A WHOLE EVENING NOT JERKING OFF IN THE BATHROOM

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some things are real be careful of those

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@InnocentlyEris @Pandora_Delaney @WHALEINFO

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@ctrlcreep GOD SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE BUMBLEBEES

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@myhandle "actually, rogue warclaude drones ripping Jacob Falkovich's skull out along with his spine to lay at the altar of Khorne is in the first 100 pages of the sequences."