Theon Greyjoy

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[Theon Greyjoy @WH_Theon]

Does Theon still have chlamydia?

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He’s going to report all of Sansa’s tweets one day.

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@WU_Ramsay Honeslty just cries into his dog for the rest of the night.

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@WU_Ramsay

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@WU_Viserys @WU_Ros_ Reek

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@WU_Ros_ @WU_Viserys 😔

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@WH_Asha and cleans up the small spill. He licks the outside of his glass clean before drinking, yet again, the remainder of his own glass, to calm down once more. It's wild how easily on edge he has become about everything.

"You should drink too. I don't want to drink alone. I'm sorry."

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@WH_Asha "Here. Have another."

He begins to pour the contents of his glass into hers, spilling slightly with his poor grip and the lack of coherency.

"Shit. Shit! I'm sorry!! I'm sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry!" There's a brief moment of panic it still, he takes napkins-

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@WH_Asha He nods and drinks, now because he can. Every time she tells him he's not to blame, the more comfortable he is with that statement and can accept it.

Changing the subject, "I think I'm drunk."

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@WH_Asha yet larger sip, and falls back into his sorrows.

"I'm really sorry. . . about it all."

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@WH_Asha "I think I'd know better than anyone. . ." He replies almost to prove a point. As if his troubles are more than hers and that's an accomplishment. He's being an annoying, little brother, really.

But soon that small smile fades as his eyes remain in his drink. He takes one more-

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@WH_Asha "Please. We all did it. It's almost like she invited it." He takes another sip before feeling the beginnings of a headache. Still he smiles faintly.

"I'd never defend her in a million years but she was amazing to have for getting away with fuckery."

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@WH_Asha "Breaking in and stealing wine from Cersei's office." Obviously. He raises his eyes at that moment with a cheeky, yet crooked grin.

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@WH_Asha "Nah. It was good preparation." His eyes remain in his drink but his smile grows slightly as if he's about to laugh at the punchline in his mind.

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@WH_Asha back fondly at the memory. Even though it ended poorly for him… Looking back down in his drink. "Hated the taste then too." A silent laugh is quickly released, recalling the details in the liquid.

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@WH_Asha His gaze moves to the new drinks. Thank the gods. He just finished his first, perhaps a little too quickly. But he starts properly sipping at the next one.

"Remember that time when we were little kids and we stole the beers from Rodrik's room?" He smirks ever so faintly, looking

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@WH_Asha . . . "No." He frowns and takes another sip, hiding into himself as he feels the eyes on him. Eventually the world goes back to their own lives.

Her words strike a chord but he sighs and settles down, mumbling, "it's my own fault. I'm easy to convince. It's fine."

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@WH_Asha "Well of course I'm out of my mind! That's apparently been clear for at least the past year!!!" He sighs and drops his head. He's making a scene. That's no good.

He runs his fingers through his hair and sloppily takes a sip. "I'm sorry."

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@OfYoungWolf « escape again.

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@OfYoungWolf « one was meant to get hurt. I swear. I just wanted a plaque with my name on it next to yours and the hundreds of Targaryens and Lannisters before.

It was all pointless. . . . .

I'm sorry." He quickly looks down and away, preparing to find an »