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Donald has huge pores.

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@nathaliejacoby1 @JollyMollyRoger @clapback_kid What is up with this?! I know for sure I’ve been shadow banned, I know people get so annoyed hearing that but it’s 100% happening to resisters. Wtf. Followed clapback :)

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@Scaramucci Didn’t know trailers for books were a thing but it got me hook, line, and sinker! Sign me UP.

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@iquitsmokingcig MyPillow is about to become literally only HisPillow, no one else gonna but that bullsh*t anymore. Good job naming it though, Mike! It’s all yours.

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@machar131 @TheRickyDavila Right?! I feel like ending a human life when your life was no threatened should be disqualifying to living off tax payer dollars for the rest of your life but call me crazy I guess...

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@MollyJongFast I won’t click on that tweet to see the rest but I’m pretty sure Green Eggs and Ham is on that list, amirite? The GOP ❤️s Dr. Seuss.

Remember when they politicized French fries, though? I mean...just saying lol

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@TheRickWilson @lptv I miss you so much on the new abnormal it hurts.

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@TeaPainUSA Anything for approval, eh Don? Even if the approval is coming from the scum of society, at least they love you when Daddy didn’t.

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@PressSec One man’s boring is another man’s extremely productive and impressively successful only a few months in I guess!

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@mmpadellan You’d think there’d be a “but if you’ve murdered someone, your pension is no longer available” in the fine print somewhere.

Murderers need not apply*

*jk we literally don’t care, come pick up an application today!

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@mspoint1106 @pamgriffa So much for understanding your community...

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Just a friendly reminder that if you are a pedophile, a rapist, an attempted rapist, or have no respect for women in general and you can’t find anyone who will hire you—you can always just run for a seat in the #GOP Congress or senate ❤️

They literally don’t care.

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@duty2warn “Gaetz is sooo dreamy, but he’d never go for me, I’m of age :(“-women for Trump

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If, as a police officer, you “meant to” grab your taser, but grabbed your gun instead, aimed, and shot someone but whoops, I meant to shoot my taser...you are woefully undertrained. Sorry. Ridiculous excuse.

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“But he did drugs” is not a reasonable defense for why a police officer killed an unarmed black man. #chauvintrail

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@JollyMollyRoger @SHEsus__Christ It’s on HBO, I’m sure you could find it online, but it’s not Fox, I would never steer you to the dark side :) it’s worth a Google, though! Explains a LOT.

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@Ty___Webb @maddow Prison purse*

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@JaeMargal Yes.

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@Acosta @RepEscobar @CNNnewsroom Put that on the list of “things that need to be investigated and probably prosecuted from Trump’s time in office”

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@naretevduorp @pamgriffa Love it.