Billy Hyslop

I write - aye right! Would-be best selling Author of pantomime horse romp novels, retired village panto superstar, rocket scientist and navel amputee.

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

Check out the latest review for 'Pants'.…

It's not pants after all...

Do you see what I did there? 😎

https://t.co/XdAEjQwyNo

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

@KaitMarieox You are a fucking deluded cunt

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

Just finished reading 'The Satsuma Complex'. @realbobmortimer and absolutely loved it!
Hoping to read more on Gary, Emily, Grace and a lovely bit of squirrel.
Why don't you think around that?

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

Who knew comedians would make such great Presidents.

Romesh Ranganathan for PM
#comicrelief
#writerscommunity
#authorlife
#amwriting @RomeshRanga

[The Wedale Bookshop @WedaleBookshop]

Today is a book delivery day! Towers of new fiction and old favourites, contemporary crime, poetry and children’s fiction now waiting for you! #bookshop #shoplocal #scottishborders

[The Wedale Bookshop @WedaleBookshop]

…still unpacking more new books…

Another fantastic day, meeting lovely folk from nearby and not so nearby (*waves to Alloa*)!

[The Wedale Bookshop @WedaleBookshop]

We have a lot more beautiful, intriguing, fascinating books going out on the shelves. We’re open Saturday and Sunday, from 10am until 5.30pm.

[The Wedale Bookshop @WedaleBookshop]

Delighted to feature in this week's @bordertelegraph - it's been an amazing first week! Thanks to everyone who has visited us. #newbookshop #scottishborders

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

@WedaleBookshop
#scottishborders
#newbookshop
#WritingCommunity
#readingcommunity
Good luck to the fantastic recently opened bookshop in Stow, Scottish Borders. @WedaleBookshop
So important to support our local independent book shops.

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

@sleepjar I'm loving sleep jar on my android. But help me please! In Sleep Jar sounds 'City', what is it that the woman is saying? "Has anybody got a hoover?"
It's keeping me awake!
#sleepjarsounds
#hasanybodygotahoover
@sleepjar

[Joe Loughran @jloughranauthor]

My third novel, Sabotage, will be released on Saturday, June 11, 2022. It’s the second book of The Boy from the North Country series. Free ebook on Amazon for family and friends (that’s you!) on the 11th/12th. Let me know what you think of it if you read it. Enjoy.

[David Fowope @DFowope]

“The greatest part of a writer’s time is spent in reading, in order to write; a man will turn over half a library to make one book.”

—Samuel Johnson

[David Fowope @DFowope]

#ThoughtForTheDay #fowopequotes #poetrycommunity #poetry

[Wolff McNamara @wolffmcnamara]

The Adventures of Hideous Lee is a slightly less than serious take on detective fiction. Pittsburgh detective Hideous Lee, a sarcastic Luddite who’s trying to retire, gets sucked into working one last case. Kindle unlimited or paperback. https://t.co/DGSNNEtK4b

[Cllr. Finlay McFarlane @FinlayMcF]

SNP Cllr leading by example by incorporating sustainable last mile delivery into his (& his partners) Café!

Also shout out for @DowerCafe scones which I must recommend 👏

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

#author
#amwriting
#WritingCommunity @EuanHyslop
Father-baiting!

[DeDe Ramey-Author @RameyDede]

I am a HUGE Star Trek fan and this had me rolling.

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

Found this book in my sons house! Should I be concerned? Naah, fuck him.

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

#author
#amwriting
#WritingCommunity @EuanHyslop
Father-baiting!

[Billy Hyslop @WHyslop994]

Found this book in my sons house! Should I be concerned? Naah, fuck him.