WMD Comedy

Sketch comedy troupe, working online, onstage, and usually on time. Most boring porn bot ever.

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MY UNCLE WHO WORKS FOR NINTENDO ft @mrjvarney , @amieimaG , @spoonthecomic and @tmnrwd

OCTOBER 25th - 8pm - @The_Peer_Hat

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COME DOWN FOR SOME SPOOKS

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My YouTube recommendations have gone off the deep end again. https://t.co/bNtNj74bga

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Knowing me Alan Partridge, knowing you a Grip Mouse... https://t.co/UrHHZDixCy

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Stoneacre have chosen a bin outside my house as the place to launch their hold new advertising campaign. https://t.co/BHCAlz9mx4

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How to get your employees to hate you without even talking to them... https://t.co/rIZSVZkv8O

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It's a big question. https://t.co/fvxmNBRoqQ

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My Uncle Who Works for Nintendo - An evening of urban myths, playground rumours and creepypastas.

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"Hey, you should watch *ANY TV/NETFLIX/AMAZON SERIES*, it's one of the best things I've ever seen"

Me: (With no intention to ever give it a go) "Sure, I'll give it a go"

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I'm so lucky, I've got a friend with benefits. Whereas I've got a job.

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"I'm as happy as Larry!"

"But Larry's really depre....oh"

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I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry.

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Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do for me.

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My YouTube recommendations are asking all the big questions today. https://t.co/hLuzC3gBqz

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Stumbled across this Amazon review for some scales:

"Good scales for a decent price. The only downside is they they don't work well on the carpet and I'm still fat"

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Damn you Travelling Man and your 20 percent off everything https://t.co/n2yLkPRNZH

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This sign appeared at my gym today. I just don't even know what to say anymore. https://t.co/XBlXI78mCe

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Me when I first started going to the gym: "Just do what you can manage. Even 10 minutes is better than nothing"

Me now: "PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY"

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Things have escalated (hard to read in the corner, but it says "What's wrong with the word shit?") https://t.co/XlnjjniD7S

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My acknowledgement of how hot it is is entirely reflected by how often I reference the film Falling Down.