Ben Winterton

I'll be whatever you want me to be. Provided you want a disappointing man with a beard. My showreel can be found here:

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

I wish I could say that I am loving Fallout 4, but @GAMEdigital have still not delivered it, despite it being due to arrive 2 days ago.

[WMD Comedy @WMDcomedy]

A bold and daring new trailer for a film from emerging director Ben 'Benny' Winterton https://t.co/5m9CLf4cod

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

The Complete WMD https://t.co/dJnG4r89Fu via @YouTube

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

A sketch collaboration that I'm really proud of: Steven Garner https://t.co/aXqncPxo78 via @YouTube

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

Just been to see Antman, or as I like to call it, Uncle.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

New post: http://t.co/6JeGyXT9XM

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

I have remembered why I rarely use Twitter; every time I tweet I lose at least one follower.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

You are more likely to be Chinese than gay.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

Thanks @HenryRabyPoetry and @PeetTorjussen for lovely time at #galtresfestival Lovely gig with lovely people. Definitely will be back.

[WMD Comedy @WMDcomedy]

Funny porn channel advert: https://t.co/nypRCLrcMu

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

If everyone could follow @WMDcomedy that would be awesome. Failing that, some people following it would also be awesome.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

Thatcher's dead! Looks like we've saved the NHS from privatisohwaitno.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

Today has been a good day for me. I can't speak for all conceptions and perspectives of today; if I could, I probably would be above Twitter

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

I have a huge reluctance to tweet, as every time I do I seem to lose a follower.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

#IfIWonAMillionDollars I would convert them all to pounds. Then probably buy some Jaffa cakes.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

If you learn one thing every day, you'll only learn about 30,000 things. That's rubbish. You need to speed up.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

Once you pop, you can’t stop! And by pop, I mean take heroine.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

Following Pinter Quotes was a bad move, as every time I want to tweet something, I see one of the greatest writers ever and just give up.

[Harold Pinter-Quotes @Pinter_Quotes]

I sometimes think I have always been sitting like this, alone by an indifferent fire, curtains closed, night, winter.

[Ben Winterton @spoonthecomic]

I'm on Twitter! Best do a joke about the Pope then. Erm. Is he now going to go to limbo instead of heaven OH WAIT HE ABOLISHED IT.