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[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Ngu he summoned me?? How do you DARE to utter those words? Only Mzee can summon me. This fool will learn the lesson he has been begging for.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Hon.Kiryowa is also appointed Vice Chairman for Buganda.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

The National Vice Chairperson of PLU, Mr.Michael Nuwagira, is hereby instructed to organise the handover/takeover ceremony of the position of General Secretary of PLU as soon as possible. From Hon.Kabanda to Hon.Fadil. All PLU Ministers and Members of Parliament must attend.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

The new General Secretary of PLU is Hon.Fadil Twalla. I will work closely with him to achieve our objectives. I thank Hon.Kabanda for his 3 years of excellent service. He set the standard high for the position.

[Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda @SsemujjuIN]

@EriasLukwago's home has this morning been surrounded by soldiers to stop him from serving Muhoozi Kainerugaba with court papers on the case we filed about the kidnapping of @kizzabesigye1 from Kenya.

[Morri$👽 @Morrisrealest]

Biggest trap is entering a relationship with a woman who cheating on her previous man to be with you

[M. Fatumah🇺🇬 @Fatuma810132]

My muganda man from masaka has refused to eat 😭😭😭mbu ye tabamugatila mele he's not a kid😩😭 lemmi first cry and I see what to do next 😭😭😭😭

[Sudhir Byaruhanga @Sudhirntv]

When transferring ownership of a car, you will need to cough up UGX 200,000, an increase from the current fee of UGX 80,000.

[Acholi godddd @Acholi_godddd]

Planned kids will kill us one day, the lawyer had to run for his life🤣🤣🤣🙌

[Milly Nassolo Kikomeko @Milly_nassolo]

Men should refuse mandatory familial financial obligations before marriage, same way women should withhold sexual obligations until marriage. 👌

[mbale's finest🇺🇬 @mbales_finest]

Zubeda hosted a lady on her podcast and the lady said she is ready to get married but to a married man🤭, which advise would you give to this young lady?🌚

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

My female friend just found about his boyfriend’s wedding with the love of his life today on internet.

You have to fear women 😂🙌 what was she doing online?

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Marrying an unemployed woman who respects you is better than, marrying a successful woman who disrespects you. Men don't care about your money or your resume: They care about loyalty, respect, and love.

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

As a man, you should be older than your girlfriend or wife by at least 8 years and above or the future will teach you a lesson

[Yuliana Namubiru ( SHE of Buddu) @YN_BUDDU]

He's clear about his citizenship.

Kati mulinde Lawrence Muganga abaconfusinge.

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[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Lack of money is delaying my true colors guys 😂 this ain’t me, I’m tired of pretending.

[KASUKU @Kasuku256]

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Banange lets drink Splash Kachupa in all the available flavors.

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

In the new amended employment act, your employer can nolonger terminate your contract incase you’re on a sick leave upto a period of 6 months. In this period of 6 months, you will only be able to receive full salary for the first two months and in the other 4 months you will receive half salary.

[Daudi Kabanda @DaudiKabanda]

Directive to all PLU Members: A demonstration will be held at the Turkish Embassy. CC members are expected to lead this demonstration, only the Chairman and Director legal affairs are excused from participating. All appointed leaders MUST be present. Failure to attend will be treated as resignation.