William J. Le Petomane

Gentleman... Affairs of state must take precedence over affairs of state.
- Old-school Conservative
- Libertarian
- Sixth form student
- Cynical old git

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@JuliaHB1 @ranil @TeamRanil what is your reason for not opposing these lunatic proposals?

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@PoliticsForAlI And if you believe a pack of lies like that after the last however many times it's been, I pity you.

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@GBNfans I'm frontline staff for a railway company and a major UK supermarket. I will most definitely not be wearing a mask, and I hope to see many others make the same choice

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@grantshapps As one of those 'people who work in transport', getting back to the old normal so that our industries can recover would be a hell of a lot more helpful to us than "your profound thanks", Mr Shapps. Get on with it

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg This government has done a pretty damned good job of taking away our constitutional rights so far, so how about you get on and do some of this 'challenging' you speak of before we end up with authoritarian domestic vaccine passports for anything else?

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@piersmorgan Don't be an obnoxious cretin.

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@piersmorgan We've already stopped calling it freedom day, because arseholes like yourself have pushed for as fewer restrictions as possible to be lifted and for some reason best known to their moronic selves, the government has listened. Sod off.

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@grantshapps @NetworkRailWssx A) What a bloody stupid idea. What exactly do you think will happen when the sleeper becomes hot or brittle?
B) Why don't you focus on saving the aviation sector you have decimated instead?

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@grantshapps These were never your freedoms to take, and I can assure you that I won't be voting for your party again if you're going to attempt to manipulate what should be my own independent medical-based decision with threats of blocking me from travelling permanently. #ImDone

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@SteveBakerHW @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson Forget just blocking the new extension. The time has come to take Boris out, and that's something you as a group of Conservative MPs can achieve with the 1922 committee @SirGrahamBrady #ImDone

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@DHSCgovuk You can take your lockdown extension and shove it up your arse as far as I'm concerned. #ImDone

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@BorisJohnson Thousands of lives my arse. You're gonna kill many times the number of people you save, and set us up nicely for your Autumn lockdown the so-called 'scientists' are probably already planning.

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@JuliaHB1 I may have turned into Father Jack Hackett earlier on...
#ImDone

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

A message to all those who think that people wanting an end to lockdown is selfish and don't care about their fellow citizens. Please share this thread... 1/

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

What an incredible coincidence it is that, right in the middle of the heaviest hay-fever season we've had for years, we are told that the new Covid-19 symptoms are a runny nose, sneezing and irritated eyes.

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg I sure as hell wouldn't have voted for you lot if I'd known Net Zero and all the associated socialist tripe that goes with it was going to become party policy

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@grantshapps Because of course British Rail worked so well last time, didn't it?

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@grantshapps @TfL Perhaps TFL wouldn't be in such a bad financial situation if they weren't constantly encouraging people to walk or ride their bike instead over the radio.

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@SteveBakerHW Not with Johnson, Hancock and Whitty still running the show

[William J. Le Petomane @WPetomane]

@MattHancock @Conservatives Been a Conservative supporter all my life. Not this time though. I'll be damned if I'm going to vote for a tyrannical government hell bent on destroying industries and generally making life as miserable as possible