Ghost of WSJ Chandelier

I was a chandelier. In an office building.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

Without dreams and aspirations, what are we? This distant cousin caught my breath.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

First @WSJsnackbar, then @DJCoffeeBar, and now @hungryWSJlondon has joined the realm of anthropomorphized news journalism supporters.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

My ambitions have always been olympic in scale. Thank you, Sochi, for honoring my hard work. (via @AntonWSJ)

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

This company spreads rumors of my departure, while promoting a cat as an on-air co-host? I cannot take this lightly: http://t.co/Ya7dWV10Ig

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@romenesko I prefer the phrase "timeless," but to each their own.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

The continued manifestation of my form as a objet d'art within the confines of @WSJ is irrelevant to my existence. I am a state of mind.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

@sirajdatoo @zseward @GSElevator printed materials cannot accurately represent my brilliance.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

@zseward Lesson: always have a backup plan, from the boardroom to the cardboard room. I have corrugated corroboration of this axiom.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

It is with a heavy heart, and a dark outlook, that I introduce my replacement: the interim cardboard chandelier.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

@ShiraOvide @LaurenGoode I will always be more responsive than a glorified bath, and do not require soap and water to restore my luster.

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A bright idea? My dear columnists are encouraging the world to grow mustaches, if only temporarily: http://t.co/WrUETK3j4S

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My heart skips a beat, but nay, I must resist: http://t.co/rcyQOJ1WQW

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@ElleComm it wasn't intended as a scold; my attempt it to make light of the situation.

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@ElleComm suggesting that I am not animated, even if only in inference, implies that your world view is from a dimmer perspective than mine.

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@salatthedow I very much doubt it. That imitator seems a bit sketchy to me.

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@littlebird_a I will never forget it.

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@justineaitel my responsibilities make it extremely difficult to travel, no matter how light I pack.

[Ghost of WSJ Chandelier @WSJChandelier]

Amateur facsimiles exist everywhere. This VIP chandelier at Webster Hall definitely approaches my grandeur.

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@DJCoffeeBar can lure with fresh popped popcorn and frozen yoghurt, but these carnival tricks end at 4:30pm every night. I shine constantly.