What The Pak?

“Inside you, there are two wolves. Always remember: that’s two more than the accepted number of wolves that should be inside anyone.” - MS PIMS Hospital, Isl.

[Umar Aziz Khan @UmarAzizKhan9]

‘I never thought leopards would eat my face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"

#FreeKasol #FreeDharamkot as well, I guess….

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Shaaba, Bollywood!

[Profit @Profitpk]

PSX will grow even more if League govt stays in power, says teary-eyed PTI-voting sales executive trying to sell you mutual fund

Read: https://t.co/zPXdPm5OLc

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Pakistani businesses don’t innovate or work hard, says president of bank that parks 80% of its loans in govt debt

Read: https://t.co/vzjA2o1ty9

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Fehm-o-Danish

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Time traveller moves a chair:

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🤣🤣🤣 @nationaljuche

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Maulana Shehbazuddin and his elder brother, circa 2017.

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Cap to Cap, no-cap

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Maktab-e-ishq ka dastoor niraala dekha;

Us ko chhutti na mili jis ko sabaq yaad hua

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To quote this Onion OpEd by the Gillette CEO:

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Breaking: military scientists confirm development of new, six-star rank in lab

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Resemblance with another country’s dynamic with another ethnicity coincidental.

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Khabardar agar koi “non-entity” ko human rights activist kahey. Non-entity ko albatta caretaker wazeer-e-azam banaya ja sakta hai.

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رسی جل گئی پر بل نہیں گیا
Purani tankhwa se kam pe bhi dastyaab hain Gill Sb

[Umar Aziz Khan @UmarAzizKhan9]

chain hai samāj meñ
be-misāl farq hai

kal meñ aur aaj meñ
apne ḳharch par haiñ qaid

log tere raaj meñ