𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone's bed, you put me on and said I was your 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 — @wiIla_wu

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌
𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘺

son of robert baratheon and delena florent / proud baratheon bastard / trying not to become his dad / final year law student at @WesterosUniRPG

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

You. Me. Crazy golf.

@WU_Theon

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon Poor taste to make joke about a man’s wife.

Edric scowled, honestly ready to wrap his fist around the Greyjoy’s throat and squeeze the life out of him. He’s lucky he’d been working on his anger management though.

“I’m sure they can cover is up with some sort of kraken symbol.”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@wiIla_wu felt like a chance to make up for that. “we’re going to need to get a bigger place, aren’t we?”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

“does he want a hot chocolate too? I’ll make him a tiny one.” ed steps over to where their toddler was rolling about with his empty juice cup.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀. @wiIla_wu]

chuckles, Willa lifting a hand to remove it immediately. "have you really looked at Artie's shirt yet? like, really, REALLY looked."

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@wiIla_wu “so many back massages,” he promised, his hands already having worked their way down to her shoulders, gently squeezing them and then moving down to rub up and down her back. he still mentally kicked himself for having missed the majority of her pregnancy with arthur, so this -

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon you had to get tested for then?”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon a look of panic when Theon unzipped his pants. If this motherfucker was about to whip his dick out —

He was relieved when he just pointed out his new ink instead.

“Ally — Allyse. Classy.” Ed mumbled, half amused, half nauseated. “That’s not the medical term of an STD -

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@wiIla_wu oh, she thought he was done? absolutely not. he coaxes her face out of his neck, covering both cheeks with his hands and smothering her face in kisses. to say he was excited was an understatement. “you can have as many hot chocolates as you like.”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@wiIla_wu

[Lana Del Rey Lyrics Bot @LDRLyricsBot]

I'm the bolt, the lightning, the thunder
Kind of girl who's gonna make you wonder
Who you are and who you been

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon Curiosity had him in a chokehold though, “You ever meet someone new?”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon with his head held high. The hoe life was far too much effort.
That being said, he’d like to maintain his innocence when it came to Theon’s failed relationship. He merely offered a shoulder to cry on when the ruins were already there. -

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon enough. Keeping out of trouble.“

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon details.

Edric held up his left hand in response, donning a wedding band on his ring finger. That was likely enough of an answer for what the Greyjoy was looking for. He’d spent the past year avoiding making every mistake his father had ever made.

“We’re all doing well -

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon “That’s the second time you’ve mentioned my dick in the space of about five minutes,” Ed commented with raised brows, shaking his hand to reject the cigarette. Second hand smoke was bad enough. “What have you been doing with yourself for the past few months then?”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon Fair point, but Edric wouldn’t give Theon the satisfaction of laughing at his comment. Instead he just sneered.

“What can I say? She’s a firecracker.

You took some time and visited the Islands then?”

[𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @WU_EStorm]

@WU_Theon Same difference.

“I’m about as southern as you can get. What makes you think I’m on your side?” He was — as any decent person was, but that was beside the point. He just enjoyed bickering with the squid. “Are you still licking your wounds?”