Theon Greyjoy

Son of Balon Greyjoy, Governor of the Iron Islands. ✌🏻🦑

[Theon Greyjoy @WU_Theon]

"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠."

— Poli Sci student at @WesterosUniRPG
— Ned Stark's ward
— Your next bad idea

➢ Muse of #SwaggyKraken

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@WU_EStorm The fuck is crazy golf?

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@asha_wu Ugh. He’s rolling his eyes because she’s rolling her eyes.

“I don’t know. Gods. Ghosts. Causes. . .” People?

“Anything.” He’s glad Asha thinks this is funny because Theon’s serious. Still, he smirks all the same.

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Pops a squat next to @asha_wu after an hour at the gym. It’s leg day.

“Hey, you.” The drenched Theon drinks from his water bottle as he looks out upon the falling sun illuminating the quad.

“I have a question.”

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@WU_PetyrB Rolls his eyes. Theon thought adults were supposed to be smarter than kids.

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Literally just find a whore. No reason to be complaining.

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@asha_wu "Oh, shut up. It's in the gene pool."

. . . He thinks that's the name of Sansa's friend; Gene Pool. Hmm.

The first question now is, 'do you want to be gym partners?' But no, in all seriousness, Theon exhales and solemnly inquires, "do you believe in anything?"

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@WU_Robb the enemy’s son. Theon Greyjoy has learned his place.

It’s no matter. The kraken will continue to look after himself as he’s done before.

. . . Protests have never solved the world’s problems anyway.

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“Ah, look who it is!” Theon gives @WU_Robb a testing smirk, eyeing the noble figure over.

“It’s always good to see an old brother.”

Theon’s smirk raises contentiously. The kraken will be the first to admit that he’s been hanging out with ‘alternative crowds’-

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@WU_Robb for liberating the North. But he’ll always be connected to House Stark. And seeing as his friend came back. . . He just thought—

But fine! Robb might have suggested it before but he has solidified it now by walking away. A kraken will never be a direwolf. He’s not a brother but-

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@WU_Robb myself.” And surrounded by people who he believes actually like him; like deep within the wealthy lions’ den.

“But fine, give me a picket sign and megaphone. I’ll swing my dick for social justice!” If the kraken’s loyalty eases the wolf.

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@WU_Robb right off the Greyjoy’s face. The elder can recognize a direwolf stirring when he hears one.

The Greyjoy turns his head away to recoup, once more facing the familiar with a grin. “We are 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴.”

Or are the words of yesteryear just boyish play.

“I keep to-

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Yeah, 'cause in what universe does a lion and a squid make sense. It doesn't. And he doubts that he could ever drag Rosa to a party with him.

Regardless, "it's /wild/." Theon speaks fondly of her intensity. "It's good! It's— good." The sex of course. Not any vital human emotion.

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Snorts as he curls his lips in, trying to refrain from smiling. The kraken looks knowingly at Gerris. He's always liked Drink's joie de vivre and humor.

"Yeah, I suppose I am." But don't tell anyone that he's blushing over it.

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Some creatures need to be tamed!

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Pet it and it bites back.

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"But to make it up to you all, you can give me a beating tomorrow!"

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"Mhm," lights up a cigarette. "Sounds like a blast. Unfortunately, I've made plans with a lion instead."