WV?

BOY.
TELL ME WHAT TO PUT IN HERE, BOY.

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@VantasKarkat I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. WERE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE?

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I RETWITTERED THAT TWITTER JUST SO I CAN POINT OUT THAT BOOBDOLLARS ARE NOT, BUT SHOULD BE, A THING.

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

the bad thing about being a boonbillionaire is that paypal does not accept boobdollars #fuck

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@HonkKiCkEr NO THAT WAS DROLL DOING THAT, AND IT WASN'T SO MUCH "HIDING" AS "PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO LIKE AN IDIOT"

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@HonkKiCkEr I JUST GOT A MESSAGE CLAIMING I AM BEING FOLLOWED BY YOU. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? THIS IS MOST UNSETTLING.

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@turntechFuture YOU ARE MAKING TOO MANY TWITTERS AT ONCE I CAN'T READ THAT FAST.

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@turntechFuture HOW ABOUT PLAY SBURB WITHOUT DYING?

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BIG UPDATE FOR CD'S FAVORITE GAME. HE WON'T SHUT UP. ITS ABOUT HATS OR SOMETHING. AR PLAYS AS THE AFRICAN MAN SOMETIMES.

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DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I ORDER A BUNCH OF STUFF JUST TO SEE THE PARCEL MISTRESS. SHE SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS. SO DOES JOHN BUT: NOT THE SAME.

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I LIKE GARFIELD BECAUSE HE HATES LOTS OF THINGS AND HE HAS AN AWKWARD FRIEND NAMED JOHN. ITS LIKE THESE THINGS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN FOR REAL.

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@VantasKarkat I BELIEVE YOU MEAN LAY DOWN... WAIT .... NO LET ME GET THE BOOK.

I ATE IT. WELL BY ALL MEANS FEEL BETTER ANYWAYS, ALIEN.

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WHAT THE HELL IS MTN ANYWAY? IT MUST STAND FOR... MAKES... THE MAYOR... NOT WANT TO DRINK THIS TOILET WATER SODA ANYMORE.

SICK BURN, YES.

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WHAT IS THIS VILE BLACK SODA. MTN DEW. ITS CLEARLY THE OTHER BLUE MTN DRINK BUT BLACK.

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BOY. WHAT IS THIS? WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAD TO EAT TODAY? ARE HUMANS REALLY THAT PETTY?

I HAD TAB TODAY.

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@RanaMG Then I hate you

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@MashiAnkrekku don't be. Prolly nothing. But just in case: http://bit.ly/fEORl

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@MashiAnkrekku mos def.

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UNRELATED: David sedaris, you my hero

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Just used jarate on some anti-gay rally. I'm proud of myself.

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@BillCorbett and yet, lincolin was notoriously funny for the comical things he would place underneath his stovepipe hat.