The Outrage Us

WWU news, gossip, and updates--with an arm twist.

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Carver Gym is coming down, coming down, coming down.
Carver Gym is coming down, my fair #Western

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I was concurrently admitted into @WWU three times as different Twitter handles. I now have 12 grad tickets for sale. $100 OBO

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@WWU and @WWU_AS, are the lawn sprinklers turned off, or are they set to go off at the /**JP spoilers**/ dilophosaurus scene?

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A little known fact, @WWU programmers talk to the trees to work through code. The trees respond in LISP, so no one understands.

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All joking aside, I'm proud of @TheFrontOnline for learning to use the right fox...pho...fuu...faux.
Damn, harder than I thought.

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@TheFrontOnline, who is this Alumi and did she or he support divestment after being asked?

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Report: Fairhaven students attempted to summon Lebron James by writing his name in chalk again and again. He showed up and left.

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[Complete and total transparency: I did. I voted. I was one of 2 votes to confirm single-runners]

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Several of the @WWU_AS election positions were single-runners. They were confirmed the moment the ballot struck. Who will vote for that??

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"AS election results show poor turnout" --@TheFrontOnline
src: http://t.co/17uEWNXI3I
Well, few options show poor race-turnout. @WWU_AS

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I voted in the @WWU_AS election!
I am the voting uninformed!

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The @WWU, @WWU_AS elections: Not so much a race, as seeing if people will even make a choice given one option.
http://t.co/dfnQLByuIE

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The clock strikes 7. There's a blood curdling scream.
It's a Monday. And #HvZ is at #WWU.

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On Wednesday, @WWU will sound an "emergency alarm."
Not for Tax Day.
But for something far more sinister.

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Animals congregate on @WWU Comm Lawn as human devotees offer "scritches" and adoration. They have it made.

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"No cuts, no hikes!" Students step up to pay the deficits with their voices. Unfortunately, we're in a monetary-based dimension.

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"Education is our right!" They chant, disrupting class throughout campus.

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@WWU Students cower and give gifts and trinkets to the Registration Deities. "Please, just one more GUR!" a supplicant pleads.

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Words: Man, fight the system! Screw @EverFi!
Action: Completes @WWU's EverFi test because it is required and we want to register.

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@WWU_Outrage "1/3 college students will have Something stolen from them. It's only a matter of time."