casper👻

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[als 🐈‍⬛ ¹² ⁸¹ @adsomnumbitches]

Tutta la mia tl che sta (provando) a studiare e sta fallendo proprio come me mi fate sentire meno sola mnmal

[predictable girl @lov3ony0u]

do u wanna touch knees later while we’re sitting down and pretend to ignore the fact that we’re touching knees

[Marco Maioli @marcomaioli1]

questo nella cultura milanese è presagio di sventura, l'amministratore delegato dovrà essere sacrificato agli dei

[Chris @citehchris]

wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

can’t take it anymore

[keelan 皿🏹 🐭 @takemehottogo]

concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you

[໊ @sonohoor]

my version of flirting is looking at someone i find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Can I come over and throw up and die

[໊ @sonohoor]

can we skip to the part where i’m wearing my husbands t-shirt flipping pancakes in a pretty house with a good job and two big dogs

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when I send the salute emoji I mean it in the sluttiest most submissive way

[Melissa @_Meli_P]

lo sono quella che sogna di vincere al Superenalotto, ma non compra i biglietti del Superenalotto ed è esattamente così che gestisco anche la mia vita.

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[𓂀 @spokemayo]

fregatene, fai il tronista

[g @deadpoetstan]

i miei consigli essere tipo:

[quiche @havingfunonIine]

Went for a walk instead of killing myself. this is what your 20s are all about

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[lexi gets me wetter @bigguccilexa]

This not true cause I keep hearing about it