Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS)

I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory.

[Adam Hoge @AdamHoge]

Eberflus on the play before the Hail Mary vibes

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

Seems, I don’t know, valuable???

[Nick @StonecoldSxnick]

You cannot let this dude have a 4 hit game 🚮

Period

They’re 10-0 this season when he gets 3 hits or more

30-4 when he gets two hits or more

28-24 when he gets one hit

15-25 when he’s hitless

35-11 when he hits a RBI, 37-42 when he doesn’t

#WhiteSox

[StubHub @StubHub]

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

[JⓂ️🅰️ @J_Nole22]

Jayden Daniels when he sees a 4 year old kid celebrating their 5th birthday

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

The @cubs have used the “W” for every home win since the 1930’s.

The @wnba and its players refuse to even define what a woman is to protect their sport, so not sure why they even want that “W”….

[Jason Helmes @anymanfitness]

I don’t think we should all drink more booze.

BUT there’s something to be said for the social aspect of drinking when you’re 18-25 years old.

That’s what we did. Was it healthy? No.

But it was extremely social. You went out. Got a buzz. Talked to people. Didn’t self isolate.

I would imagine a LOT of friendships and relationships were formed and marriages were born from booze.

I know when I first started dating my wife, we would go out to eat and then go to the bar with friends. Simple. That was how we got to know each other.

When I first met her, a few drinks gave me the liquid courage to flirt with her and ask her for her number.

We've been married for 21 years.

Maybe booze isn't all that bad.

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

@ThePoniExpress This is the body type of most regulars of every small town tavern in America. Doesn’t workout and is overweight, but all fat is held in the abdomen. Thus a non-existent ass.

[Crawly's Cubs Kingdom @crawlyscubs]

It was #OTD in 2018 that David Bote hit an ultimate grand slam. Down 3-0 in the 9th, National’s closer Ryan Madson loaded the bases on an infield single and two hit by pitches. David Bote came in to pinch hit and hit a grand slam straight to center for a #Cubs 4-3 walkoff victory

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

CHALLENGE THE FUCKING PITCH MY GOD

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If I hear another Boomer conservative bitching about Gen Z ordering DoorDash I’m going to become a communist. It’s true their grandparents always cooked homemade meals. But that’s because grandma stayed at home and grandpa had a union job and nobody could reach him after 5. They had a house with a full kitchen and 3 kids by 25. Meanwhile half of Gen Z men are forced to compete with the entire population of South America for some 12 hour long shift HVAC job that barely pays the rent. They’re 30 and nobody cooks for them because they can’t find any women who’ll marry them when they can’t even afford a starter home in the ghetto. The other half of Gen Z men are busting their ass competing with the entire populations of India and China for some 70 hour a week powerpoint job that asks them for updates on the slides at 3AM. They can’t find anyone to cook for them either, because every women around them is convinced that being a mother and cooking for a man is beneath them because they’re gonna save the world when they become VP of Marketing at MegaCorp in 20 years.

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖎𝖑𝖘 @TheConnorPils]

FUN FACT: The Dodgers are 0-5 (.000) at Wrigley since they “took over” in April of 2025

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

@TonyAndracki23 11-7 against the Dodgers (regular season) in the Craig Counsell era. 2024 and 2025 of course being WS championship years for the Dodgers. Not bad.

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

Jesus tap dancing Christ Bregman is complete and utter ass

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

Get fucked no chin

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Kyle Tucker was heavily boo’d in his first at-bat back at Wrigley Field.

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

Travis Kelce on his honeymoon.

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

Bregman is such assssssss

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD • Tears for Fears

[Detroit Velvet Smooth (DVS) @W_Cox91]

@ZackStrength I love when people take some of the weights off but leave the rest still on as if the next person is guaranteed to want that weight to start.

[Aldo Soto @AldoSoto21]

Trent Thornton, see ya buddy.