Wayne “the rock” Hires

Professional goober

[Lumbogg @lumbogg]

Just the craziest event in history I fear

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

My wife left me today and took the kids with her. 💍❌

Here's 10 things it taught me about B2B customer churn:

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[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

Take back the creek.

[Reevie @reevierat]

Best line to come out of a Simpsons game

[The Uncut Takes Podcast @UncutTakes]

BOYS 👨 AND GIRLS 👧 THE GRIND 💪🏻 HAS RESUMED ▶️
Uncut Takes Episode number 24: “Deep Cock Galactic” will be releasing at our TOTALLY NORMAL 9:30 PM release time! The homies are discussing cute aggression, Paul Bunyan and bugs!
Check out this cool pic of cute aggression!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today, I’m reminded of what my Uncle Gary said to me in 1997 when I graduated from high school: “Son, you’ll never have student loans if you’re never a student.”

Wise words from a wise man

[Wayne “the rock” Hires @W_Hires]

@Pavlov_DickBone Simply drink two beers every hour and utilize the Ubermen sleep cycle

[Wayne “the rock” Hires @W_Hires]

@Pavlov_DickBone

[OLD BAY @OLDBAYSeasoning]

Fixed it for you

[Wayne “the rock” Hires @W_Hires]

@Pavlov_DickBone Take a picture

[The Uncut Takes Podcast @UncutTakes]

TOMORROW you’re gonna be able to hear about the boys drunken struggle through Halo 1 AND MORE on Uncut Takes episode 16: “I Already Sent Cortana a Picture of My Dick”

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The only security guard I trust

[Wayne “the rock” Hires @W_Hires]

@vvillmoore @Pavlov_DickBone Thanks Bill 👍🏻

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Come traveler, you’ve seen a lot of bullshit on Twitter today. Feel free to rest here.

[The Uncut Takes Podcast @UncutTakes]

RISE ☀️ AND GRIND 💪🏻 to those most dedicated of you who tuned in this morning right at the drop! If you’re half as confused now as I was last week, this is me telling you that episode 8 of the Uncut Takes Podcast is available for streaming WHEREVER you get your podcasts!!