I can’t believe it’s not butter

Britt✌🏼

[Danylo Mokryk @DMokryk]

Imagine terrorists killing 3 children a day in your country. Every day, relentlessly, for 4 months.

Let that idea sink in.

In 118 days of full-scale war 🇷🇺Russians have killed at least 323 🇺🇦Ukrainian children (official figures).

[Danylo Mokryk @DMokryk]

If the world understood the full extent of what 🇷🇺Russians are doing in the occupied Kherson region, there would be no possible excuse for stalling weapons deliveries for 🇺🇦Ukraine.

"It's another Bucha - only worse", different people from different towns and villages say.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Why am I happy but sad at the same time?

[I can’t believe it’s not butter @WaddlesWithLimp]

Long distance relationships SUCK…🙃 I just want a hug from my bf.. it’s been 2 weeks and I still have another WHOLE month to wait to see him.

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Get your buns in theaters! 🍔🎬

Watch the new trailer for the #BobsBurgersMovie, rolling into theaters on May 27.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Man, how hot do you think Freud's mom was?

[I can’t believe it’s not butter @WaddlesWithLimp]

If you always find yourself having to be the bigger person, then maybe you shouldn’t be around so many “little” people.

[Under Construction 🚧 @DracsfrmToronto]

Living with your significant other is not spending time together 🤷‍♀️ You can live with someone without bonding & thats why a lot of relationships end. You still have to give & show your love because people can still feel lonely under the same roof as you.

[I can’t believe it’s not butter @WaddlesWithLimp]

If you need me, I’ll be laying on the bathroom floor listening to July by Noah Cyrus . Thanks

[I can’t believe it’s not butter @WaddlesWithLimp]

One time I made 4 different cheesecakes so for 4 different individuals just so they could all have the kind of cheesecake they wanted. I never want to be that person again😅

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

You don’t have a staffing problem. You have a management problem.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

nice to C you @MarkGio05 😎

[I can’t believe it’s not butter @WaddlesWithLimp]

@MTV_AMANDAG IT IS HIS. Onto the next queen👑
Boy byeeee👋🏼

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Lol your 20’s is rlly just a constant state of losing & finding yourself over n over again and it’s god awful

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

uh oh... made my boss mad by using the vacation days my boss gave me