Funky Feudalism

#ATOBTTR #WhoDey #COYS #RollWave You can’t hurt me

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Today, as punishment for losing my fantasy football league, I will be attempting the Waffle House Challenge. 24 hours in a Waffle House, every waffle consumed is minus 1 hour.

Fear no man. Fear no waffle.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

You can’t hurt me. But today the Cincinnati Reds did.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Joey Votto's explanation of how difficult it is to pull the ball in the air is exceptional. Fly balls and line drives to the pull side have a .584 batting average and 1.313 OPS this year, so more and more players are being encouraged and taught to do it. But it's not easy.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

@yuggs513 1. I miss prime Homer Bailey so much.
2. I’d give myself a concussion challenging this pitch if it was thrown today.

[Dayton Dragons @DragonsBaseball]

Reds' 2026 1st round pick Justin Lebron has been assigned to the Dragons and is scheduled to make his pro debut tonight against the Lake County Captains.

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

I just had @graeters for breakfast.

LIVING.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Sal at 5 is brain dead

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

My Rookie of the Year Rankings

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Joe Burrow showing everyone who’s the real QB1 this year.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Watching my poverty baseball team and throwing beer bottles at cyclists.

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

The lack of activity by the Reds at the trade deadline is a head-scratcher for @Ken_Rosenthal...

"They've just been stagnant for too long."

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

I want Phil Dalhausser highlights playing at my funeral.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Where is Derek Johnson

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

@_GTAVI_

[Joey Votto @JoeyVotto]

The painting was a gift Todd, I’m taking it with me.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Put it in the Louvre

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Former ROTY 🤝 future ROTY

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

@YahooSports Not the Reds.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

@21bigballin @megortwein A trip to the International Space Station!

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

@Lewisgem1150 An IQ too big?

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

@Nati_Sports Believe in the Stephenson/Singer package to the White Sox. Could net us a solid prospect return.

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

An emotional interview between Tyler Stephenson and Jim Day ahead of tomorrow’s trade deadline.

Tyler Stephenson, drafted in 2015 and debuted in 2020, is the longest tenured Red on the roster.

[Funky Feudalism @WaffleHouseCuck]

Ty Steve legacy game. If that’s it… what a tenure.