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Wish I was cool enough to be a journalist

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@CoreyHeim_ playing chess, @CarsonHocevar playing hop scotch

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@_Gassss_ They have two good years at football and now all the sudden a degree from Bloomington, IN matters more than others places. They’re barely in the top 100 of the best academically ranked inductions in the nation. Half of my family are IU grads. None of them use it as a flex lol

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@nascarman_rr Seen the road course race once, seen the oval race the first year they went back to being on the oval. Haven’t been back the last few races. It’s a cool place, and I mean a really cool place. I walked around for hours over the whole weekend. But it’s not a good product on track.

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@jeff_gluck I remember when I was younger 20 years ago and the race car and the on track product was worth a fuck, and no one even talked about how many laps there were.

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NASCAR Fans uniting against Shorter Cup races:

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@MattWeaverRA Dixon apparent has a napping problem anyways. He is old. Took a nap mid-race and he ran straight through someone pitting last week.

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@AlextheAdm1ral Give me a VIP pass and a tooth brush. I’ll pitch in

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This race shortening talk is actually NASCAR just trying to get us all on the same page to willingly admit out loud that we don’t want or like stage cautions.

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@_Gassss_ You had me at go back to the O’Reilly car. Forget everything else, let’s just do that and the worlds problems are solved

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@Megafrayder2 @DaleJr @KyleLarsonRacin @jeff_gluck how a real man talks about 400 mile races

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@jeff_gluck Congratulations or I’m sorry. Your video should be shorter, I’m not watching that. See how stupid that sounds?

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@nascardegen Oh yeah, well, I’m gonna call in to every show Monday and bitch about you bitching about how short our races are

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Can we stop running away from the real problem. The races aren’t too long. The Next Gen car outside 1.5 miles fucking sucks. Can we just agree it was a mistake and move forward, or backwards at this point. Do something. Ya took the wing from the COT, do something with this POS.

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@DalePirie @pkligerman

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@pkligerman @landoncassill Kyle is mentally soft as Charmin so this isn’t a surprise.

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@jeff_gluck Well Jeff, because it’s stupid. That’s why. Do you need any further explanation as to why your comments are like this. It should tell you that this may be one of the single handed dumbest things you’ve ever tried to push

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@jeff_gluck I guess self spinning every week isn’t keeping him relevant right now. Gotta make his yearly stupid ass comment. I’d rank this one up there with the soup bowl is more important than the Daytona 500 comment he made a few seasons ago.

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@PPistone @ACav704 Yeah, well we want to take the @DGodfatherMoody approach on free speech Fridays and subtly laugh at your opinion.

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@SpotterBrett Didn’t we all just resonate with how old school the NWboro race was and how good it felt that nascar listened to the fans and is making strides again. Now this week it’s “LeTs ShOrTeN tHe RaCeS” from some of these dumbasses. Jeff must have to pay the bills with click bait.

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@RickyStClairII My favorite part of buying Bristol tickets every year is watching them burn 10+ laps on a stage caution when there’s absolutely nothing for them to do that takes that long.