Nonpracticing Intellectual

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

Judiciary with the last minute save again. He was really going to import Ebola patients into the country. As citizens, betrayal does not get much bigger than that. This is exactly why he should not get a second term because imagine the things he would do with nothing left to lose

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

If I send you this just know umenikamata

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Joecool @Joe_Cooel]

When people attend meetings at State House, they are given between 5,000 to 10,000 shillings a DAY, but a CHILD in a Public Primary School has been ALLOCATED 95 shillings for a WHOLE TERM.
Kindly just VOTE this REGIME OUT!

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi20]

Judge: You are proven not guilty you are free to go

Me: Thank you i won’t do it again

My lawyer:

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I have finally had a chance to read your messages of support, endorsement and encouragement. It is an honor to earn your support. I will continue going to every part of our beloved country to engage with you and earn your support. Together, we will change Kenya! ^DM

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Ion think he got that dog in him. I need to hear him say "potter"

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

[Nonpracticing Intellectual @Waithii_]

@YusrAbdullahi Jaff's Optical. Zero scratches one year in

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

Litigation nayo ni ngumu!

Mko?

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the deserts of Oman every day

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

No one takes longer to e-sign a document than a client who harassed you all week with great urgency

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

February said I’ll be fast, but I won’t be cheap

[Olé @Olez]

Regular folks who argue in favour of dictatorship/authoritarianism have this false belief that they will be immune to the effects of such a situation

[vya on landorrari agenda @blobando]

he…he already… h-he already has one…

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Police should have 12 months to solve any case, at which point 100% of the evidence should be published to the internet.

75% of crimes would be solved by redditors within 12 days.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My favorite part about going to bed early is waking up at midnight.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Revising traffic rules incase NTSA decide to give me a Jesma paper.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Msee is this December or is this mid July? 😭

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

Beware of your brothers Josephine