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[Jakey @Wakey__Jakey]

@mightbecursed I don’t know what’s worst. “Rascist” or “boats”

[politicalintegrity.us @integritypac]

Did you say…integrity??

https://t.co/X4lj7YzcnZ

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

@SpeakerJohnson Name a single policy Mamdani has enacted that is communist. Did he takeover the means of production and nationalized private businesses like buying chunks of Intel, MP Materials, and US Steel? Or was that Trump?

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Well, I got the hard part down I redownloaded Hinge. Now I just have to figure out how to become a multi-million dollar NFL quarterback.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[BoldProgressives.org @BoldProgressive]

.@AbdulElSayed: “Let’s talk about power outages. People sleeping in dark rooms without electricity for the fourth straight day, my opponent’s taken $37,500 from DTE. Ask yourself what that buys. Our politics have been deeply and profoundly corrupted by corporate money, and I want to get money out.”

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

it’s crazy that mitch mcconnell is actually dead and they’re actually doing a weekend at bernie’s right now just to avoid a special election.
absolutely ridiculous country.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The President of the United States is going out of his way to help a birthright citizen keep working in the United States. Thanks a lot, commie.

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

Did you know that if you were a British journalist in 1945, and tried to interview a holocaust survivor, you could have faced 14 years in prison for the crime of interviewing a genocide survivor?

Just kidding, that's the policy today for the genocide survivors of Gaza.

[Jakey @Wakey__Jakey]

@hwinkler4real Americas grandpa saving face once again. Keep being the friendly face of our country and keep sharing pics of those beautiful rainbow trout!

[Ramones @RamonesOfficial]

The Ramones’ debut turned 50. America turns 250. Whatever you’re doing today, turn it up loud.

[jill @littlefucky]

corn on the cob... get in mah belly

[Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick]

Happy 4th of July 🪓

And remember...you have always been the caretaker.

#TheShining

[derek davison @dwdavison]

from “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” to “prison, police, and private property” in just 250 years, impressive stuff

[Kevin Sparrow @KevinSparrow8]

Whew, boy, hottest Fourth of July we've had in years! Happy 250th America! Enjoy the day everyone!

[Maia @maiamindel]

"the us is founded on prison, police, and private property" is like an angela davis caliber line if we're being honest

[jordan @JordanUhl]

On your website right now:

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

wait he literally did this bit?

[BoxyFresh @BoxyFresh_]

AI OVERVIEW:
BoxyFresh is stuck in Last Ship Standing chaos. Queue took two hours, rocks block every fight, and getting sunk triggers a brand new error code that loops you back to the main menu.