Steveo

9-9-9 Challenge Champion

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day.

Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, “Nobody likes yogurt.”

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

@FootballCravee Real life section 120 action. NOT GOOD!!! @Schladerade @tweetjcrow @duhawk59

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

Day in the life of @Schladerade. NOT GOOD!!! Sad @tweetjcrow

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Nutritionist: “Your diet is poor.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is bad.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

Found @duhawk59's Reddit posts. NOT GOOD!!! @SAD @Schladerade

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

I’m absolutely cracking up

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

Would be a dream come true for @Schladerade and @fighttourism. @SAD #NOTGOOD!!! @tweetjcrow

[Hawkeye Doug @doug_hawkeye]

PUT SULLIVAN IN KIRK

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Loras Baseball @LorasBaseball]

THE DUHAWKS COMPLETE THE BIGGEST NINTH INNING COMEBACK IN PROGRAM HISTORY TO SWEEP THE SPARTANS ‼️‼️‼️

Final | Loras 19, Dubuque 18

#GoDuhawks | #RollRiversBSB | #D3Baseball

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

If @Schladerade had an inner monologue, this would be it. NOT GOOD!!! #SAD @tweetjcrow

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

@Schladerade @tweetjcrow GREEN. BAY. SUCKS.

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

They would’ve gone higher but had to find a way to exclude @Schladerade. Sad. NOT GOOD!!! @tweetjcrow

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

42 year old guy hearing the enlistment age was increased to 42 right before the national draft

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

@Schladerade cannot wait for opening day. @tweetjcrow #NOTGOOD!!! Sad.

[herman milly rock @Eyoyism]

9/9/9/9 9 hotdogs, 9 beers, 9 twinks, 9 innings

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

Cumming soon to @Schladerade’s Easter Blairsket. NOT GOOD!!! #PGAM @SAD! @tweetjcrow

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

Happy “Problem Gambling Awareness Month” to the realest one i know, @Schladerade. #PGAM NOT GOOD!!! @SAD! @tweetjcrow @Wisco_Man @smalltowndaniel

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

Wisconsin teams are now 0-6 in the playoffs since the Brewers flew the L

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

Who do I have going all the way? The home team, of course!

Let's go, Red! @BadgerMBB 👐

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

[Steveo @RealCMurder56]

New @smalltowndaniel LV wallet bullshit story just dropped. NOT GOOD!!! @Wisco_Man @Schladerade @tweetjcrow

[Anna Lee - CRE Leasing Lawyer @CRELeasingLawTX]

On the first date with my husband, I noticed he had a Louis Vuitton wallet. They’re not “that” expensive (probably $300 back then), but the last guy I’d dated was offensively cheap, so I thought “okay, this guy is willing to buy nice things sometimes.” A green flag after dating a guy who wouldn’t pay $8 for a margarita (in Dallas!) and split the bill on Valentine’s Day 😂

Turns out he found it on the ground walking home from work one day. He immediately tried to find the owner. Couldn’t get them to answer their phone. Even went so far as to mail the wallet back to the address on the driver’s license. A few weeks later it came back to him Return to Sender. Stuck it in a drawer for a few months in case the owner contacted him.

He consulted his dad throughout the process, and eventually, his dad said “You really tried. The wallet came back to you. I think it’s ok for it to be yours now.”

Ultimately that little wallet became a symbol of an even greener flag: a man who has integrity even in the small things.