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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our deepest condolences are with the loved ones of Diogo Jota and his brother, Andre, and everyone connected with Liverpool FC following today’s heartbreaking news.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool Football Club are devastated by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 CONFIRMED: Erik ten Hag has been sacked by Manchester United with immediate effect as exclusively revealed!

Ruud van Nistelrooy will replace ten Hah as interim manager, the decision has been made.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Matthijs de Ligt to Manchester United, here we go! Bayern accept Man United condition to include add-ons.

€45m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and also payment spread over three years.

Matthijs to sign five year deal plus one year option… as soon as authorized to travel.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Noussair Mazraoui to Man United, here we go! Green light as planned after Wan-Bissaka’s move to West Ham.

Mazraoui will cost €20m add-ons included, payment terms favorable as Man United wanted.

Mazraoui signs five year deal + one more year, negotiated by Rafaela Pimenta.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Leny Yoro to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place after first part of medical completed.

More tests to follow then he’s ready to sign five year deal valid until June 2029.

Lille and Man United have all documents set for deal worth €50m plus several add-ons.

[Ellis Platten - AwayDays @ellis_platten]

Oh fucking hell

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Goodbye's don't come any harder ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Joshua Zirkzee to Manchester United, here we go!

Man United will NOT trigger the clause but pay slightly above €40m with better payment terms, in three years.

Zirkzee signs until June 2029 with option for further season.

First signing of INEOS new era. 🇳🇱

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

Toni Kroos and the 11pro: love at first sight, sole mates until the last kick.

Today, we’re happy to announce that moving forward the adidas 11pro will be renamed the adidas TKpro.

Danke, Toni #YouGotThis #Euro24

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

"Exclusive: Imran Khan Talks to Me From Prison"

Another Zeteo exclusive: my interview with the former Pakistani prime minister, who tells me about his dire prison conditions, his view of the U.S. & the Pakistani military, & why the world should care:
https://t.co/8soUhWrkbh

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

FOOTBALL HAS BEEN SAVED

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

Marching ON, ON, ON 🔴

[Maren 🇳🇴🔰 @footballqueeen]

Hang it in the fucking Louvre 🔴🔥

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Manchester is and always will be RED! 🔴🔴

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

With Ten Hag likely to be sacked, expect Twitter Tacticos to hype-up Kieran McKenna with their "deep dives" and "tactical analysis", like they did with Ten Hag before he was appointed.

There will be excitement, and fans will say he needs time to build his own team, but same fans will turn on him two years into the job when he's probably facing some difficulties that requires patience and time to overcome.

Samuel Luckhurst will publish his usual, "United players question McKenna's training methods", and "McKenna has lost the dressing room" articles, and there will be calls for sack.

The media will turn the screw in, and another United manager's job will be on the line again.

It's a never-ending cycle that has been happening for more than a decade now. Rinse and repeat, until we decide to be patient and actually back a manager.