AverageGroundPotato

I forgot to put the D in my last name, *cue that's what she said joke*

[Daz Black @daz_black]

America I salute you 🇺🇸 #Rum #GoodNews @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/QKpi2BF9VG

[Daz Black @daz_black]

https://t.co/XM1I3ITZFE I AM LIVE!

[✨Lexx✨ @iambigglexx]

He’s a video of my dog getting bold with me😭

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Scientists have identified a new sensory organ in mice—and it most likely exists in humans, too https://t.co/RWgqa8iZqf

[Matt Ellentuck @mellentuck]

THE ashlyn harris IG power ranking:
- im a drunk white girl on a bar i hate it
- ur fucking welcome for this content bitch
- bitch gotta eat
- this content is fucking gold bitch
- we want pinoe
- fight night
- to the window/wall
- alex morgan dance
- cheers
- i don't belong here

[Satan @s8n]

Dear humanity,

What the fuck is wrong with you.

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

“People are SO fake I wish I could have a REAL conversation”

“Ok I am suicidal”

“Yikes ur giving me BAD VIBES”

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Snake scaries > #SundayScaries https://t.co/eGW9bH3aZ9

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

global warming ain't it chief

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@DwyaneWade isn’t fazed by falling into Chrissy Teigen and John Legend mid-shot 🏀 #FallonTonight

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

crazy how all my haters dehydrated

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Seriously though, who’s better looking? Me or @JamesBayMusic?
Tonight on @LateNightSeth

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

There's nothing i hate more than pianos and horses.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Does using social media ever makes you feel bad? Do you curate your social feeds?

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Don't ever quit unless something is really hard

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

https://t.co/pRsWetfpz5

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

"Todd, I know the song playing at the coffee shop. Is it okay if I sing along?"

No! It isn't, actually!