Wally Wackiman

[Wally Wackiman @WallyWackiman]

Wow! Time really flies, huh? Crazy how long I’ve been on this site, for better or worse.

[Wally Wackiman @WallyWackiman]

@CrustPunk161 I appreciate the sentiment, but don’t hold your breath.

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Hey! Happy Creationday to me! I’ve been around 17 years now. Can you believe it? What a ride it’s been! Looking forward to more fun ahead.

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If anyone is interested, I’ll be getting some air, coming out of my bag and joining @Danioverhere for some live-streaming fun with Jackbox over here shortly: https://t.co/9fnor9uK9l .

Come join us!

[Wally Wackiman @WallyWackiman]

Hey! I know I haven’t been especially active on here for some time, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t pop on to celebrate my 16th creationday!

What better way to do so than by sharing this pic of me with longtime Kermit and other Muppet performer, Steve Whitmire!

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@QuizGuy66 Cool stuff! Thanks, Danne!

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In fairness, as much as it makes for a great web-comic punchline, I did record multiple episodes of my own podcast years before any of these trials came about.

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The truth finally comes out! Accept no substitutes! (Unless you’re Apey Mike and Bread David, apparently.)

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I suppose it was confusing. You know… …because of the shirt and all.

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Thanks A LOT, Uncle Bob! Yeesh! https://t.co/FhvJs0qHSZ

@Chris_Giarrusso

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@TheToiley @tiktok_us @TikTokSupport It’s the least I could do, my friend. Best of luck to you and godspeed!

[Wally Wackiman @WallyWackiman]

Hey, @tiktok_us & @TikTokSupport! Why’d you ban @TheToiley’s account? What could he have possibly done to lose all he’s built? He’s a friend and wholesome, even while spouting out defecation euphemisms. That’s not an easy feat! Please reconsider.

[Toiley @TheToiley]

.@TikTokSupport Joined TikTok in January 2019. Built a following of over 3M people. Proud to be a TikTok Creator Partner.

Last night my account was banned and wiped off the app. And the thing that hurts is I don’t know why. Can I get any help? user: @thetoiley

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@CursedDiamonds Glad to hear it. I had no direct involvement, outside of being included in the ban. This is @zachwoliner’s mess to clean up.

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Happy 54th anniversary, @sesamestreet! Thank you for all you’ve given to this world for multiple generations! If you ever want to add Jewish representation to your latest crop of diverse characters, I know a guy. 😉

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Well, now I am feeling a little optimistic. With witnesses as reliable as Apey Mike, maybe I’ll beat this rap easier than I thought. @Chris_Giarrusso @APMike #TheTrialOfWallyWackiman

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@mrjasongore @APMike Hey, I’M the one being portrayed as on trial for murder! If anyone has grounds to sue, it’s ME. Mike is just being turned into an anthropomorphized cartoon ape parody version of himself. Where’s the harm in that?

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Well, this can’t be good.

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Oh, no!

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