Kevin Njani

[Ruto James @RutoJames7113]

Shakira’s performance today was nothing short of legendary. The aura, the moves, the vocals, she turned the opening ceremony into her own concert. Simply epic.

[Kevin Njani @WalmoliKevin]

@SokoAnalyst Kevo tulikosea wapi😜

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

X is a public platform.

Public participation now!

It is a legal requirement .

If you want me to impeach the dumb guy!
Retweet and like.
24k likes guarantee progress .

Lets do this for our nation.

Kenya needs a renaissance !

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@magattew Exactly. The West should stop treating Africa like it desperately needs their help. This is patronizing nonsense.

Frankly, my observation is that the average happiness in a village in Africa is higher than the average happiness in Beverly Hills!

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel

[I. Cox @IanECox]

Arsenal was literally founded by the workers who made the ammo used by the British in taking over Africa.

[Kevin Njani @WalmoliKevin]

@MigunaMiguna Do the colonizers even know you are this obsessed with their games?
I rarely see this kind of excitement on the streets when Eliud Kipchoge, Ferdinand Omanyala, or A.F.C. Leopards win.
#DecolonizingTheMind

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Kuna njia ingine mtu anaeza onyesha maturity na sportsmanship bila ku congratulate Arsenal?

[Kevin Njani @WalmoliKevin]

Do the colonizers even know you are this obsessed with their games?
I rarely see this kind of excitement on the streets when Eliud Kipchoge, Ferdinand Omanyala, or A.F.C. Leopards win.
#DecolonizingTheMind

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

This is Dr. Roselyn Akombe, PhD — a senior UN official and one of Senator Onyonka’s six wives. She is very comfortable in a polygamous marriage.

One thing I respect about Senator Onyonka is that he has no interest in brokies. He only goes for women who match his standards — independent women who can take care of their children themselves and don’t expect handouts from him.

So, my fellow polygamous brothers, take note: avoid brokies.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Single mothers are finding it hard to comprehend Roselyn's marriage life. Ladies, polygamy is 10 times better than single motherhood!

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

If you use Nairobi Mau summit road you'll notice there's no road construction taking place.They are just PR stunts.Huyu kijana ya Sarah is carrying us pumpkins.

[Jimi Wanjigi @JimiWanjigi]

The Treasury is hiding KSh 150.7 BILLION in a secret "Sovereign Bond Proceeds Account", OUTSIDE the Consolidated Fund.

This is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

No parliamentary oversight. No Auditor General. No Controller of Budget.

We demand: Name the bank. Open the books. Freeze the account.

[Kevin Njani @WalmoliKevin]

@Bossyator @KRACare

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Hadi ma baddies wajue kusema Shamakhokho….ni mbaya!

[Eric @amerix]

Emotional intelligence is the ultimate test of a man's character.

When should I speak?

Is it worth it?

Is it sensible?

Politicians, especially the newer, younger crop, lack emotional intelligence.

They speak fwaaaaa, as long as there is a microphone and a camera rolling.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa, piga repost na like ya our incoming Super President David K. Maraga 😃

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager: We need to terminate Simon immediately.

HR Manager: Wow, that’s serious. What happened?

Manager: I discovered he is using a mouse mover.

HR Manager: A mouse mover?

Manager: Yes, it keeps his status “available” when he’s not at his computer working.

HR Manager: Okay. Is his work getting done?

Manager: Oh yeah, but that’s not the point.

HR Manager: Is he meeting deadlines?

Manager: Yes.

HR Manager: Any performance concerns?

Manager: No.

HR Manager: So what exactly is the issue?

Manager: His status is available when he’s not actively at his desk working.

HR Manager: How do you know he’s not working when his status is available?

Manager: I messaged him one day last week when he was active, and it took him 35 minutes to reply.

HR Manager: Okay, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s using a mouse mover. He could have been working on something else and not seen the message.

Manager: Well, after that incident, I asked IT to look into it, and they confirmed he’s using one. Now I track his status throughout the day, and he’s always available.

HR Manager: You track his status all day?

Manager: Yes, I check it every 10 to 15 minutes.

HR Manager: But his work is getting done?

Manager: Yes, but the mouse mover is dishonest.

HR Manager: And monitoring an employee’s status all day is what exactly?

Manager: Good management.

HR Manager: Let me get this straight. He completes his work, he meets deadlines, and your problem is that he’s using a mouse mover?

Manager: Yes.

HR Manager: I don’t think the issue here is the mouse mover. I think the issue here is the mouse watcher.

(The manager walks out of the HR office disappointed.)

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Gachagua responds to Ruto over 'Tuko Kadi' slogan