I've not lived through two world wars and one world cup to have BREXIT not mean BREXIT. Looking forward to the UK being properly English again. Me/Mine/His.
@g_gosden I hate to break this to you as a patriot Simon, but you may have hoisted your Union flag the wrong way up. Although to be fair, it really depends on what you are using for a flagpole on that fine physique.
@JoannScott313@jomickane@elonmusk Joann, our bannans are still horribly straight despite assurances of proper English bendy bananas post Brexit. We were quite simply lied to. I will tell you when it’s safe to visit, but if we lose contact, keep an eye on the fruit. Especially the bananas!
12 sleeps to go until Poppy Day. But let us not forget the real significance. It’s about having a bigger poppy than your neighbours/colleagues and publicly shaming anyone that doesn’t wear one.