I just realized I’m basically a sugar daddy… I spend all my money trying to make my dogs happy and literally the only thing they do is look cute and give me attention sometimes. Sometimes as in only when they want something.
My biggest fear happened to me today… as I was picking up dog poop one of my nails popped a hole in the bag. It was not dirt under my nail. Shout out to @WalterFrenchie for always putting me in my place and making me soak my hands in bleach until my skin falls off.
Did any of y’all choose not to have kids that way you could travel the world whenever and wherever without having to spend so much money on diapers or worry about leaving them then decide to get a dog that you spend all your money on and won’t leave the house without? Cause same.
HAPPY #NATIONALPETDAY!
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