Walter White

(Main: @WaltuhMeth; Parody) Sports athlete, politician, family man.

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Glad we could get stuff done on the first day. As a Social Democrat member, it’s nice seeing two parties together creating a proposal for something we know is important. It’s important for us to unite and work together for a safer and overall better Bikini Bottom.

[IAN @IAN_TVNetwork]

🚨BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Council has passed its first proposal since Squidward’s new term! It will provide a 25 million clam fund to provide schools new training for school activities!

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Third place in my first ever BASSCAR race… not bad!

[IAN Sports @IANSportsTV]

Basstuna 500 Final Results:

1. Perch
2. Greg
3. Waltuh
4. Squidward
5. Gary
6. Glover
7. Juan Pablo Montoya
8. Fred
9. Squilliam
10. Figgy Earnhardt
11. Rowley
12. Plankton
13. Larry
14. George Michael
15. Mrs. Puff
16. Patrick
17. Billy
18. Nile
19. David
20. SpongeBob

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@BikiniBottomSoc

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@SQuasimoto54 If you’re a bikini bottom national team fan I will not let you down I swear

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

I was unfortunately off today. I apologize to all of our fans for this. I promise that I’ll do better for our next game. #JellyfishSting

[Bikini Bottom Soccer @BikiniBottomSoc]

Final.

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

@SQuasimoto54 I’m sorry man 🙏, I promise I won’t let this squad down in the future, just wait until the Sea Cup in June

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@Num1FishkauDef @BikiniBottomSoc

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@Num1FishkauDef @BikiniBottomSoc Saying this like Fishkaku isn’t going to retire soon

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

@LocalSquidward Not cool, Squidward, not cool…

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Woah this water is so good man yum

[Products @Products]

Discover BrickTactical's custom LEGO The Teacher minifigure with teddy bear. Perfect for Breaking Bad fans!

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

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[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

I wasn’t a bad guy, I just became based.

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

BREAKING: Bikini Bottom is trading TE Gill Gilliam to New Kelp for a 2028 1st Round Pick!

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

@LocalSquidward @princeofpuzzle @MTTBRANDZ @punlord94 @EATICEPIZZA @legoholiday1225 @bugsofroni @BBNewsStation im

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Sending prayers to Harold Reginald. No one should have to suffer from an injury like that…

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

BREAKING: Petroville QB Harold Reginald has suffered a torn ACL injury during practice, as he is expected to miss the entire 2026 OFL Season.

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Is it in you

[IAN Sports @IANSportsTV]

Bikini Bottom Clams Tight End Walter White stars in new poster with Kelp Shakes.

This is one of the first promotions the tight end has ever starred in! 😳

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Proud to have scored a touchdown to win the game. This preseason is looking good, and it’s a preview of our talents.

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

FINAL:

Petroville: 16
Bikini Bottom: 17

[Walter White @WaltuhMeth2]

Woohoo!

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Petroville vs Bikini Bottom

4:00PM (EST) on ABN