will

disassociative thoughts, horny whining, surreal amounts of sarcasm

[will @WamWammy]

Dating apps have wierdly high numbers of right wing guys, is that because dating apps have a secret agenda or right wing men are all desperate losers

[will @WamWammy]

Finally finished my last interview, I don’t have a job I’m just giving up!

[will @WamWammy]

sometimes I wish I could nuter myself

[l*ke @lucenthalo]

need to be naked with another naked man like right now

[will @WamWammy]

Lowkey I think going on dates at uni was the best interview prep I could have done, I never realised how similar the two situations were, expect mabye job interviews aren’t quite as horny

[will @WamWammy]

I GOT A JOB!! 😭😭

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[will @WamWammy]

Guys will be handsome, smart and funny then be restore britain supporters, how vile

[will @WamWammy]

Woke up early this morning becuase I’m getting phone calls from two different jobs I interviewed for, first thing I see is that my car insurance got cancelled. God said SUPRISE BITCH

[will @WamWammy]

yer mum looked at the eclipse through a cereal box

[will @WamWammy]

BRING HIM TO ME

[will @WamWammy]

why do loafs of bread have “high in protein” on the packaging, who actually gives a fuck why would I want that

[will @WamWammy]

Guy on grindr sent me videos of guys shoving leeches down their ureathra and then blocked me

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

In another life I was a Greek twink member of some emperors harem, just feeding hot guys grapes and oil wrestling other twinks, before dying at 30

[will @WamWammy]

Naked Adam Driver all over my timeline god bless

[will @WamWammy]

What’s this thing with men putting their middle fingers up in dating app selfies, like your swearing at me how is that attractive

[will @WamWammy]

Got response from a job 1 hour after I applied asking for more details, am I delusional for thinking they want me

[will @WamWammy]

The guys I want are not the same guys that want me

[will @WamWammy]

Can tell I’m horny when my bookmarks get filled with men (UNDRESSED)

[َ @chunclit]

was i supposed to have a job lined up after graduation