The funniest part is he just stood there, thought about it for a second, and actually agreed to the terms. So now we have an appointment booked for Tuesday to swab a bunch of toddlers' mouths, which is going to be a complete logistical nightmare, all just to prove he owes me an apology I won't even stick around to hear.
Anyway, I'm stuck in the waiting room right now aimlessly scrolling through timelines. I'll update you guys ASAP when results drop.
So, my husband woke up today and decided to make my life actively annoying. He cornered me in the kitchen while I was just trying to drink my iced coffee and casually announced he wants a DNA test for all three of our kids.
Honestly, I didn't even look up from my phone. I just stared at my screen and told him that sure, we can do that, but if the results come back and prove that he is actually the biological father of these three loud gremlins, I am packing my bags and leaving him forever.
Like, an absolute immediate divorce. The sheer audacity to add another stupid errand to my week is just wild to me. The funniest part is......
@fallaciousipupa@sautisol Yea…Bien talks about it on CTA . He also says how that changed their outlook on music production forcing Polycap and Savara to go back to production school
Mulan had a reported budget around $200 million, but due to the covid-19 pandemic and limited theatrical release it grossed much less than expected, about $70 million in theaters (not counting streaming revenue)....
the domesticity of this scene:
it’s so cute how ilya was doing his UTMOST effort to play everything casual despite the evident giddiness in his step and demeanor I ADORE HIM 😭 shane was so confused though lolol
it’s so cute how ilya was doing his UTMOST effort to play everything casual despite the evident giddiness in his step and demeanor I ADORE HIM 😭 shane was so confused though lolol
This is a Boarding ✈️ call to Justice and Administrative Action rather than baseless dialogue.
Hosted Shujaa @fit_ermined on the balcony and Kienyeji Chicken, Managu & Ugali was on the menu. They complained we’re eating KFC, we listened and took Administrative Action.
“One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic" is the folly of emotions we need to unshackle ourselves before healing as a nation. Let justice be our shield and defender, and only then can we bring back the value of life as nation 🇰🇪
RETWEET AND LET THE WORLD KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING IN KENYA
#RutoMustGo
The Office of the Auditor General is almost the only thing working in Kenya. Their work, though commendable, their findings are really quite sad.
They published their report on the FY 21/22, 22/23. Here is a THREAD of the 8 worst corruption findings of the reports: