Kat

Pulling a phoenix and rising from the ashes. This time, I'm not settling for anything less than everything.

[Kat @WampusKat]

@SpencerJCox We sat in our car as directed and waited for our son to come to us, as instructed. It was ridiculous

[Kat @WampusKat]

Ded

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

Yo @Wendys how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?

[Kat @WampusKat]

They should add glitter to stool softeners from the hospital.
"Have you pooped lately?"
"Uhhh..."
"Did it sparkle?"
"Yes!"
"It's working"

[Kat @WampusKat]

To whomever thinks this is their twitter account, it's not. Please stop trying to reset my password. :p

[Kat @WampusKat]

@eBayNewsroom #fearless VP Denise accepting the Customer Excellence award #weareebay #womentechutah #smartgirlsrule

[Tamara Hofhines @TamSofines]

#womentechutah #smartgirlsrule Denise Leleux won today for her passion for our customers. Congrats @eBayNewsroom

[Kat @WampusKat]

To whomever thinks this is their twitter account, it's not. Please stop trying to reset my password. :p

[Kat @WampusKat]

@altonbrown: u r stranded on a desert island w/ 1 kitchen tool (not a knife) what would you pick? #AltonBrownLive

[Kat @WampusKat]

@altonbrown what is your guilty pleasure convenience food? #AltonBrownLive

[Kat @WampusKat]

Whomever thinks this is their account and keeps trying to reset the password, please stop. The incessant texts are driving me nuts :p

[Kat @WampusKat]

@haleshannon baby don't hurt me? :)

[Kat @WampusKat]

I just entered to win tickets to The Loveland Living Planet Aquarium from #MountainAmerica! http://t.co/GMySTNAkKV

[Kat @WampusKat]

@teefury I wish you offered these in a long sleeve :(

[Kat @WampusKat]

"HOLY BANANAS! My fav @johnnycupcakes t-shirt is http://t.co/ZN6g8PInkN"

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Today is National Punctuation Day! Here are 13 little-known punctuation marks we should start using — http://t.co/3UOSkS0UMh

[Kat @WampusKat]

@CecilyChablis I'm saying stay away from the south side. .. which was a rule I followed even when I lived in Chicago. :)

[Kat @WampusKat]

@CecilyChablis"@cnnbrk: A child and 10 adults were hit by gunfire in a park on the South Side of Chicago last night. http://t.co/2lly77LSDJ"

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Alderaan.