Ashley

aim small, miss small

[Ashley @WanderAshley]

I’m engaged ? Whhhhaatttt still so surreallll 😩💍💕

[kendyl white @kendyl_leigh]

I’d rather be called someone’s ole lady than a queen🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashley @WanderAshley]

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[Ashley @WanderAshley]

Thennnnnn our heat wasn’t working so we called the AC guy I was the only one there and the first question is “you sure you know how to turn your heat on hun” 😡 are you joking my dude. It’s cool I had a nice sarcastic remark and now he’s fixing my shit. Good day sir.

[Ashley @WanderAshley]

I’m not a huge feminist person however I have never had so much sexist shit happen to me in the last 2 days thn in my entire life. I took my car in and the guy acted like I didn’t know what I was talking about and questioned me every step of the way. (Btw I was right )

[TJ Kathrineberg @tjkgolf17]

It’s 9:42 AM.

[gabby♡ @gabbycast16]

It’s 2/3/19 which means today is the only day you can rt this

[Evan Lobsinger WWP @HockeytownEvan]

Settle this argument, who is the greater all time Red Wing?

[Ashley @WanderAshley]

I wish I appreciated as a kid when we would ask my mom to stop and grab us milk or donuts.. she would literally work a 12+ hour night shift..then go out of her way to the store just for us to then keep her up with noise. Moms are superhuman. I can barely wake up to feed myself😭

[BEEZ @bgttibz]

Nigga that’s Junie B. Motherfucking Jones. The B stand for Beatrice but my bitch don’t like being called that shit so we just say B & that’s all.

[Bullet-Tooth Tony @TitanOvTerror]

Circle K parking lot on Ellsworth and Guadalupe

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

wife: i’m going into labor

husband: when

wife: now

husband: [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen i just made these

[Ashley @WanderAshley]

My mood in a song 24/7

[Kyle @kkunta__]

So you calling my mom a liar?!?!

[JDBwitTheJuice 💯➐ ✪ @all_in_yo_girl]

Crack is one hell of a drug 🤦🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/WeLuI0KHjp

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[☻☻ @sryisuck]

some of u never tried to force a ball as far underwater as u could at a pool only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows